#12866

1212

Jan. 18, 2024, 11:37 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Andy Ying loves nuts Jerry: Me? I prefer balls.

#12865

28

Jan. 18, 2024, 11:35 a.m.

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Andy: bro stop touching your co- Andy: through your pocket

#12864

88

Jan. 18, 2024, 11:14 a.m.

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O'Donovan: We are going to behead the chicken!

#12863

44

Jan. 18, 2024, 10:58 a.m.

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Zoe: My brother forced my eye open and my eye rolled backwards.

#12862

-48

Jan. 18, 2024, 10:15 a.m.

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Sai Ryan: you have too many senior friends

#12861

55

Jan. 18, 2024, 9:11 a.m.

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Foster, staring at a messy desk: What's wrong with this picture...?

#12860

-1113

Jan. 18, 2024, 8:35 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: I haven't been blairbashed in a week Andrew: that's a new record, thanks Eric. Andrew: ERIC STOP BLAIRBASHING ME

#12859

1111

Jan. 18, 2024, 7:54 a.m.

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//Story about his grandfather Delaney: My grandfather accidentally cut the tendons in his hand with a chainsaw. Delaney: And my grandma obviously got really mad, saying something like “This really is one of the dumbest things you’ve done.” Delaney: She also told him to go to physical therapy. Delaney: He did, and I don’t see why he was so opposed to it. Going to PT for 6 weeks and getting to talk to all the pretty young ladies.

#12858

77

Jan. 18, 2024, 7:54 a.m.

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Delaney: When you get older, your hair gets thinner and grayer. Delaney: My hair hasn’t gotten thinner yet.

#12857

88

Jan. 18, 2024, 7:54 a.m.

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Charles: Name something that is commonly used as a performance enhancer. Andy: Viagra! // Later Charles: Now the FDA doesn’t really care to run trials to determine the safety of something. Charles: Unless it’s like viagra because people’s things start to fall off and it’s happening to a lot of people.