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#12836

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Jan. 16, 2024, 8:46 p.m.

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Eric Yang: why blairbash still down

#12835

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Jan. 5, 2024, 11:54 p.m.

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Smolen: that's how you pick up a person!

#12834

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Jan. 5, 2024, 4:29 p.m.

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Eric: I want to take Math Phys, but I still have a PE requirement. Eric: I should be able to replace Math Phys Study Hall with PE. Eric: PE and Math Phys Study Hall are basically the same class anyway.

#12833

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Jan. 5, 2024, 4:25 p.m.

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Michael: Are those large chopsticks in your backpack? Can I have them? I can use chopsticks. Trust. //Student gives Michael chopsticks, Michael struggles to pick up a marker on the table, then successfully picks up a plastic ruler Katz, joking: Now eat it! //Michael moves the ruler towards his mouth with chopsticks, but loses his grip, and the ruler falls into his mouth Jacobs: Why did you stick a ruler in your mouth?!

Jacobs, later: "I'm so sad I'm only going to have you for two or three more weeks. ... These are the kinds of surprises that make life worth living."

michael, thermo, chopsticks, jacobs

#12832

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Jan. 5, 2024, 3:33 p.m.

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#Clay 9th period Kevin: “Aesop’s fables? Is that like a YouTube channel?”

#12831

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Jan. 5, 2024, 2:36 p.m.

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Marxer: I don't like your mark, sir (Marxer) Sai: I'm gonna sigh (Sai) on that one.

using their own names as a pun //mod note: you made a mistake? disgusting, err-ick

marxer, sai

#12830

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Jan. 5, 2024, 1:47 p.m.

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Jacobs: So Milkman was... Jacobs: I hate to use such a base term but Milkman was banging his cousin.

#12829

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Jan. 5, 2024, 1:44 p.m.

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// Mr. Wilson, talking about his AP Lit teacher thought he plagiarized an essay Student: Why did he think it was plagiarized? You were the one who wrote it. Wilson: Oh, he thought it was too good.

#12828

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Jan. 5, 2024, 10:43 a.m.

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Lodal: Once I saw a kid named Brace Lodal: and I was like who would name their kid Brace!? Grace: oh i thought he said grace Grace: i was like dude i'm sitting right here //later Lodal: Brace seems like an AI generated name

#12827

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Jan. 5, 2024, 10:10 a.m.

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// Thermo, a group is making a Stirling engine Jonah: We can eat an entire can of beans. It's not that hard. Jacobs: You're going to eat an entire can of black beans, right now, in class? That is the hardest way to get an empty tin can I could think of. // later, students at the sink, opening the can of beans Jacobs: Are you going to put the scissors IN the beans? Student: No... we already put the scissors in the beans...