#12813

44

Jan. 4, 2024, 8 a.m.

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O'Donovan: You've learned astronomy, yes? Student: *shakes head* O'Donovan: Hm. Kudos to Soviet education!

#12812

22

Jan. 4, 2024, 7:50 a.m.

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O'Donovan: It's about the quantum number and the electrons. O'Donovan: Everything else inside the atom is interesting, but we don't care.

#12811

33

Jan. 3, 2024, 8:09 p.m.

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Michael: Hey, there were good mustache men! Shron: Like Ostrander? Michael: No.

#12810

11

Jan. 3, 2024, 5:14 p.m.

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//chaotic hart anthology, january 3 "In your other classes, you did a Kahoot, you took a nap ... Are we going to do any of those things here? No." "I swear I'm teaching chemistry, not just about cats." "You have red cards -- which are actually called 'cherry' -- and you have green cards -- which are actually called 'green'." "This is the Web of Glory. I couldn't think of a name for it, and then it came to me -- in a dream. No, it didn't, but it makes a good story." "I want a s'more where someone else roasts my marshmallow."

#12809

22

Jan. 3, 2024, 1:11 p.m.

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Yongle: hey siri do polar bears hibernate Siri: calling Nate Bingenheimer...

#12808

02

Jan. 3, 2024, 11:21 a.m.

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Jerry Song: the truth is so true!

#12807

88

Dec. 29, 2023, 11:12 p.m.

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Stein: Colleges are like a scam. Stein: They're the Nigerian Prince that emails you and wants to send you 10 million dollars.

#12806

15

Dec. 26, 2023, 3:53 p.m.

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Ace: Can I have a handful of deez nuts? Jerry Song: I would indulge myself in deez nuts if I brought water. Jerry: I need water to swallow deez nuts.

#12805

26

Dec. 26, 2023, 2:40 p.m.

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Ace: I like the taste of coffee. Ace: It's bitter, just like the inside of my soul!

#12804

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Dec. 24, 2023, 3:05 p.m.

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Ryan: Why does the pope have no face?