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#12652

-24

Dec. 4, 2023, 11:12 p.m.

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ben: john, im not gonna let u get deported cuz u procrastinated on ur documents

#12651

-13

Dec. 4, 2023, 11:12 p.m.

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ben: the only right you have is to remain silent

#12650

33

Dec. 4, 2023, 11:10 p.m.

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Mrs. Levien (chem teacher): It would’ve f***ing melted my face off

#12649

-33

Dec. 4, 2023, 11:10 p.m.

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Alem: its not gay if u want to get railed by spider punk

#12647

24

Dec. 4, 2023, 10:51 p.m.

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John: *practices his Mr. Rose audition for STAN* Friend: You’re like Rose if he were a Shakespeare villain

#12646

99

Dec. 4, 2023, 4:03 p.m.

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//chaotic rose anthology, december 4 "It's been a long time since I've had a German-speaker in the class. We're about to get to a lot of German words. This is exciting." "I won't sign the fish forms for people not in the fish class [Marine Biology]." "Can we not play with the Tower of Hanoi? It makes a nonzero amount of sound." "Karen Cao is messing with me, and I appreciate that." "What's the Extreme Value Theorem? Katz raised his hand. Is he bluffing? Nobody knows." "The way they teach this [power series for trigonometric functions] in the US is pretty bad -- well, only if you think about it."

#12645

77

Dec. 4, 2023, 3:19 p.m.

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Katie: Me when I look down *gestures with model brain* *Brain segments scatter across table* Katie: Ah crap-

#12644

1111

Dec. 4, 2023, 3:15 p.m.

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Rivkah: Are you fully or half Hispanic Katie: Half, my dad Rivkah: *gesturing to Leila* between the three of us we have one Hispanic.

#12643

1010

Dec. 4, 2023, 3:13 p.m.

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Katie: Paprika isn't spicy what are you talking about! Rivkah: Well that's because you're a different... Wait Katie: Finish that sentence Rivkah: ... Katie: I dare you Leila: Are you deciding on whether or not you're Hispanic enough to- Rivkah: Yeah...

#12642

1212

Dec. 4, 2023, 3:06 p.m.

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Woodward: I've asked nicely multiple times now that people present a pass from their teacher showing that they're allowed to be here Woodward: I don't want a teacher getting mad at me for people skipping class Student: I have a sub Woodward: Have they already taken attendance? Student: Yeah? Woodward: Who's your normal teacher?? Student: Delaney Woodward: *posture changes immediately* Oh ok he won't care *walks away*