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#12444

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Nov. 2, 2023, 2:17 p.m.

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//in gabaree ap nsl saanvi: my problem is that there are no asians

#12443

99

Nov. 2, 2023, 1:32 p.m.

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Sahu: imagine Zuck calls you and says "you have 20 minutes, fix this bug or else your ass is grass, you're fired" //later Sahu: maybe not Zuck. Maybe it's Elon, because that's something he'd do. fix or else your B is G

#12442

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Nov. 2, 2023, 1:17 p.m.

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Sahu: social security numbers are probably the most sensitive information about you Sahu: other than your feelings Sahu: but you can't print you feelings on a piece of paper

#12441

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Nov. 2, 2023, 1:15 p.m.

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Sahu: what should these two be? Doris: car and tesla Someone: no, do car and truck Sahu: i should do drugs?

#12440

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Nov. 2, 2023, 12:36 p.m.

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sahu:"Go to legal parties not the parties that have illegal things going on"

#12437

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Nov. 2, 2023, 9:02 a.m.

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// Lodal asked us to rate his videos on a quiz Lodal: Some people gave me a straight 5/10 Lodal: I gave YOU a straight 5/10

#12435

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Nov. 1, 2023, 10:15 a.m.

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Kelin: How many tests do you have to grade still? Mr. Rose: You're not supposed to ask that. That's like asking how much money I have in my bank account. Kelin: So are you starting tonight? Rose: No, tomorrow is the grading day. MCPS told me I have to grade *tomorrow*.

#12434

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Nov. 1, 2023, 1 a.m.

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Rose: what crime should we commit Nicole: …jaywalking Rose: jaywalking? Rose: ok. jaywalking. I like that

#12433

08

Oct. 31, 2023, 1:53 p.m.

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Ella: My highest achievement is never being Blairbashed.

#12432

44

Oct. 31, 2023, 12:30 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Did you know that sigma balls means the same thing as some of deez nuts?