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#6216

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Jan. 26, 2017, 9:58 p.m.

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Schafer: Fish is the most important word in the English language.

Fish Fish fish fish. Of course, No is the second most important

fish, schafer

#6215

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Jan. 26, 2017, 4:39 p.m.

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// Presenting about THC and the cannabis plant in Orgo Perry: Apparently, the leaves are supposed to stop herbivores from eating it. I'm not sure how that would deter them.

#6213

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Jan. 25, 2017, 9:10 a.m.

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//Walking through the SAC on a Saturday morning for robo Abby: Why is it so dark in here? Sam: Because the lights are off... Peachey: It's mood lighting.

#6212

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Jan. 25, 2017, 9:08 a.m.

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Maya: Waiting for Godot is kind of like the halting problem.

"Because they don't know if Godot is going to come, so they don't know if they should keep waiting, and they can't know..."

logic, english, godot, clay, maya

#6211

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Jan. 24, 2017, 2:49 p.m.

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Robert: I don't need food, I just need Jacob

#6210

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Jan. 24, 2017, 12:47 p.m.

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Schafer: Looks sort of like magnets dancing at homecoming. Class: (gets mildly offended) Schafer: No I wasn't taking about you guys. Magnet kids don't go to homecoming.

Schafer's reaction to his underwhelming E&M demo.

schafer

#6209

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Jan. 24, 2017, 10:29 a.m.

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Mr. Schafer: Blairbash is stupid.

#6208

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Jan. 23, 2017, 12:29 p.m.

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I have an abusive relationship with math. I do everything math wants me to but it still beats me up and spits me out. - Jessica four days before the end of they semester

#6206

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Jan. 19, 2017, 2:50 a.m.

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Pratik: Stop worrying so much about 34%

He had an E in stat and his mom was bothering him about it.

stat, stein, pratik

#6205

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Jan. 18, 2017, 8:21 p.m.

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//Pchem prepping for a lab Pham: Always do not assume lab material is clean. For example, we use Vaseline for the lid, but you do not use Vaseline on your body. //Half the class starts snickering Pham: What? What so funny? //Wait for it... //... //Epiphany moment. //Misha facepalms Misha: Oh my God, guys...