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#8930

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Jan. 24, 2021, 2:42 p.m.

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[student 1]: man, freshmen sure are great at blairbash [student 2]: yeah all their quotes are more funny because they’re anonymous! [student 1]: and they explain all of the context of the joke in the notes, so that everybody who already got the joke can laugh about it again [student 2]: explaining jokes always makes them funnier and not less funny, especially when everyone already knew what was going on [student 1]: and it's great when they include reactions that don't make it funnier whatsoever [student 2]: lmaooooooooo //EDITOR'S NOTE: keep 'em coming freshmen, i love the references to previous quotes, don't be discouraged by curmudgeony seniors :)

(see this one is funny because actually those things are false) - P.S. freshmen, this was kind of mean but it'll help you enjoy your quotes more later; with love, the seniors

blairbash, freshmen

#8928

5959

Jan. 24, 2021, 2:06 p.m.

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//Bracklinn's family is away for the weekend Bracklinn: I turned the thermostat down to 50 F Ethan: Why would you do that Bracklinn: Power corrupts

#8927

612

Jan. 22, 2021, 2:01 p.m.

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Kaluta: Even this beautiful cup of tea -- *stops to sip tea* -- has gone cold now.

#8926

4545

Jan. 22, 2021, 1:42 p.m.

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//start of logic Rose: I don't know what's going on but I like can't breathe. Rose: I think my wife might be cooking the spiciest meal in the history of the world. Rose: Let me go check on this //leaves, then comes back Rose: There's definitely some cooking going on but it's like nothing crazy. I don't know. Maybe I'm just dying.

#8925

-210

Jan. 22, 2021, 11:25 a.m.

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Street: But you know, I am happy to make those sacrifices for my students Street: Especially for [Student] Street: Especially for your benefit, [Student] // later, taking attendance Street: [Student] ... //student shakes head Street: You keep denying it, but the evidence is clear

#8924

1616

Jan. 22, 2021, 11:21 a.m.

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Street: I'm not a Magnet student, but I'm *around* Magnet students, so some of their smarts rub off on me

but wouldn't you have to be smarter than the magnet students in order to teach them

street, effect, magnet, smart

#8923

2222

Jan. 22, 2021, 11:16 a.m.

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Schafer: And the battery can say, "Yo. I'm a twelve-volt battery. I'm giving you twelve volts!"

#8921

2929

Jan. 21, 2021, 2:53 p.m.

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//multivar breakout room 7 with katie, schulman, bracklinn, raymond, and claire //schwartz enters the room to find raymond is trying to hang a tape measure on the bridge of his glasses Schwartz: I see that everyone in this room really has their nose to the grindstone. //same breakout room a little while later, after schwartz has left Bracklinn: ugh, I've forgotten how to do center of mass calculations... ughahkrshkjaEIHEIEEIIEIEEE //a few seconds of silence Schulman: did you deliberately do something to your internet so your voice did that? Bracklinn: that was not my internet.

#8920

2727

Jan. 21, 2021, 2:28 p.m.

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//reading a poem in ap lit Philip: My boobs will give everyone hours of fun

#8919

24

Jan. 21, 2021, 1:09 p.m.

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Kirk: I'm gonna draw -- a little box ... Kirk: Fill it in, with, y'know ... whatever