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⚐ ReportJerry Song: It’s a joke man! Jerry: You guys don’t know what a joke is, despite being one!
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⚐ Report// Street walks into fot Street: It’s a den of scum and villainy. Street: I mean Mr. Kaluta’s class.
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⚐ ReportAndy: I'm Blairhash -- a Blairbash hash function. I can think of the Blairbash quote that goes with any situation.
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⚐ ReportKwu: Does anyone know an example of a field other than the real numbers and the complex numbers? Student: Football field!
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⚐ Report//Sysops meeting Hammond (in exaggerated elderly voice): In my day, we had to walk uphill two ways to school in the snow! Katz: Not uphill three ways? Hammond (same voice): We didn't have three directions back then! We lived in two-dimensional space, and we liked it! Hammond: It was enough for me, so it's enough for you!
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⚐ Report//Delaney in apparent pain whilst sitting at his teacher's-table Katz: Are you okay? Delaney: No, I'm Dr. Delaney!
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⚐ Report> Hinkle talking about AP tests Do you think I care about grades now? *pause* HELL no
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Your mom has gray hairs! 2,517, to be exact. Jerry Song: I know because I've counted them all myself.