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#10436

1616

April 18, 2022, 8:30 p.m.

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// From a while ago Michael Wang: Weed slows you down. Schwartz: What? *Class goes silent* Schwartz: Suppose you're running through a field. The weeds slow you down. There we go.

#10435

88

April 8, 2022, 9:46 p.m.

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// Entering the dungeon Schwartz: And here you have the INTEGRAL TROLL. Schwartz: And it says "Fi fie fo fum, I see an n that needs to be turned into a continuous x!"

#10434

1012

April 8, 2022, 4:07 p.m.

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Schwartz: On the one hand, obviously ridiculous. Schwartz: On the other hand, obviously ridiculous ... for a reason.

#10433

99

April 8, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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Schwartz: As you watch your long, odd, ... I'm running out of descriptors. Schwartz: As you watch your long, odd, FLESHY mass of arm move ...

#10432

1010

April 8, 2022, 1:11 p.m.

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// Jeremy and Alex J. walk into Duval's class Duval: Is everyone done with their quiz? *Class nods in affirmation* Dvual: Alright class, interrogate him.

#10431

99

April 8, 2022, 12:53 p.m.

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Schwartz: this method would only ever be useful in EXTRAORDINARILY contrived problems Schwartz: ...like every homework problem

#10430

1010

April 8, 2022, 12:24 p.m.

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Schwartz: this is a formal math term, that what we have here is "a big mess"

Imagine the binomial theorem but an arbitrary number of times and there are derivatives everywhere

math, diffeq, schwartz

#10429

1515

April 8, 2022, 9:31 a.m.

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Rose: it's not spring break until we prove the intermediate value theorem!

#10428

1313

April 7, 2022, 2:47 p.m.

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// After watching "Diamonds From Sierra Leone" by Kanye Rao: I thought it was weird when he married Kim Kardashian. Rao: He's very contradictory, because music is inherently materialistic.

#10427

1111

April 6, 2022, 5:48 p.m.

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Roberts: High school is fun. Except when it's not fun. Deep, right?