#10383

3333

March 31, 2022, 9:09 a.m.

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Mr. Gabaree: Polygamy means marrying more than one person. I don’t know why anyone would do that. One marriage is hard enough.

#10382

1414

March 30, 2022, 10:55 p.m.

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// Andy is doing his bio hw Schwartz: AAACGCATGCCGACCCCCTGT- // Later Schwartz: A couple of years ago, I proctored Duval's exam. Schwartz: I took a scantron and a copy of the test and I just did it, and turned it in. Schwartz: I got a 71%. *Applause from everyone around him*

#10381

22

March 30, 2022, 7:33 p.m.

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// Andy doing squats in the weight room Hui: Why are your elbows like that? Hui: It reminds me of Duval's chickens.

#10380

1414

March 30, 2022, 5:30 p.m.

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//Schwartz has students move back and forth to demonstrate the Alternating Series Test Schwartz: This is a Proof by Dance. It is the only Proof by Dance I know of in mathematics.

#10379

88

March 30, 2022, 5:26 p.m.

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// Schwartz advising against using the integral test Katz: But I love doing the integral test, especially with trig subs! *Schwartz wheezes* Schwartz: Now you're just trying to give me an aneurysm!

#10378

2020

March 30, 2022, 2:34 p.m.

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Shriyan: So there's this guy who's happy all the time- Street: Is he high?

#10377

1515

March 30, 2022, 2:21 p.m.

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Duval: I was busy decapitating my Barbie dolls and shaving their heads!

#10376

99

March 30, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

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// Amino acid and translation Johnny: Is it methionine? Duval: Yes, it's meth, how did you know? Duval: What did you do to get it to meth?

#10375

79

March 30, 2022, 1:51 p.m.

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Duval: Any university with the color orange... Julia: Ew! Duval: Good call!

#10374

1010

March 30, 2022, 1:12 p.m.

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Duval: Do you know what Alice is doing on Friday? Johnny: Who’s Alice? Duval: We’re no longer on speaking terms.