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#13084
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⚐ ReportWill: A is average Will: B is below average, and you should be tarred and feathered and hung for your crimes against humanity.
#13083
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⚐ ReportStudent: We are truly in late-stage capitalism if students are scamming their parents to go to the school play.
#13082
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⚐ ReportStudents: Among Us! Schwartz: Do you all actually play that game-- Andy: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Oh, I lost. Do you all actually play that game on a regular basis, or is it just a meme at this point?
#13081
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⚐ Report//limit as z approaches 0 of z/conj(z) = (x + yi)/(x - yi) Stephen, abruptly noticing the issue: OH NO! Schwartz: Soon, you all will regret your life decisions, as Stephen is doing already.
#13080
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⚐ ReportStephen (trying to connect buzzers for quizbowl practice): These are male to male, not male to female! Alan: ??? Stephen: This is not a sex thing, this is an engineering thing, which is the opposite of sex
#13078
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⚐ Report// Scioly Detector Building, where you find the concentration of a salt solution with a device you built Jerry Song: Didn't Sophia use her tongue?
#13074
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⚐ ReportJason Yao: (sees water bottle) Fuck. *starts hyperventilating* Eric Shi: (slowly raises an L sign)
#13073
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⚐ ReportSahu: If I punch you with a boxing glove, I'd punch you really hard Sahu: But if I punch you bare-knuckled, I'd restrain myself so I don't break my hand