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⚐ Report// Kirk walks up to Stein to give him Wawa coupons Kirk: And you can use them at the self-checkout so I don't have to look at someone in the eyes. Kirk: Everyone in my apartment thought the coupons were junk and threw them out. Kirk: So I dug them out of the trash and now I have 40 coupons.
#11170
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⚐ ReportStein: This is the first time you've been in my classroom all year. Kirk: It's hamburgers, by the way.
#11169
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⚐ Report//Talking about words that end in -ism in history Evan: Isn't biology just racism?
#11168
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⚐ ReportAndy: Mr. Stein, I remember Kirk saying something about how you are always adequate. Stein: I am always adequate. Jerry Song: Hi always adequate.
#11167
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⚐ ReportStein(to Sudhish): This is good. Stein: This is one of the few times you have been respectful.
#11166
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⚐ Report// During JHU Quizbowl tournament on 11/12 Hui: All of Jupiter's moons are named after his mistresses, and Juno is Jupiter's wife. Hui: So it's kinda ironic that NASA is sending the Juno probe to check up on Jupiter's mistresses.
#11165
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⚐ ReportSchwartz, struggling to hold objects for a visual: If I have enough hands for this -- well, I'm not changing the number of hands I have. Schwartz, later: This was easier when I could use my teeth. Andy: Imagine him saying that 40 years from now.