#11252

99

Dec. 2, 2022, 9:39 a.m.

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Stein: Take out a book in the English language, and pick a random page. *Students flip to an arbitrary page* Stein: O. M. G. I am literally going to quit this job right now. Stein: Not a single one of you guys flipped to a random page.

#11251

04

Dec. 2, 2022, 8:13 a.m.

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//Prepping for Analysis 2 Exam Pratyusha: Ohhh, you have to plug it into the original thingymajigy!!!

#11250

1919

Dec. 1, 2022, 9:54 p.m.

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Smolen: This piece is like a babushka lamenting about how everything was great until the Soviets took away her goats.

#11249

08

Dec. 1, 2022, 5:28 p.m.

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Andy: I will be carefully constructing my words so that you cannot Blairbash me.

#11248

37

Dec. 1, 2022, 5:24 p.m.

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Bramble: When [I saw that a student wrote a particular disappointing thing], I put down my coffee ... Bramble: ... picked up something stronger than my coffee, poured it into the coffee, and drank it until the pain went away. //later Bramble: If you write "this document is biased", I will put the coffee aside and go straight to the bottle. Bramble: The bottle of orange juice. I saved myself really well there.

#11247

1212

Dec. 1, 2022, 3:20 p.m.

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Delaney: There would just be this guy with a meat cannon, and he would go *blop blop blop blop blop*

#11246

55

Dec. 1, 2022, 2:35 p.m.

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//Fifa World Cup Noah: I'm half Congolese which used to be a Belgian colony so if I was on the team, I wouldn't have sold as hard as Lukaku did.

#11245

88

Dec. 1, 2022, 1:06 p.m.

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Student: You know the game Among Us? Horne: what, that it's supposed to be Amongst Us?

#11244

33

Dec. 1, 2022, 12:56 p.m.

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Johnny: Who’s gonna fail the quiz today! Prange: Not me!

#11243

99

Dec. 1, 2022, 10:30 a.m.

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Smolen: Was Mendelssohn schizophrenic? Ace: No he was just depressed. Smolen: So he was a sad boi!