#10995

717

Oct. 17, 2022, 8:26 a.m.

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Yunyi: There seems to be Salmonella within my anal tract.

#10994

55

Oct. 17, 2022, 7:51 a.m.

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Burnell: Hey man, I don't gamble. Burnell: I take educational... uh-uh guesses that sometimes bring dividends.

#10993

77

Oct. 14, 2022, 10:11 p.m.

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Schwartz: We have two and a half minutes left, let's start 16.2!

#10991

66

Oct. 14, 2022, 10:09 p.m.

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// Analysis 2, Schwartz drew a map of the US and labeled it with isotherms Schwartz: *draws an isotherm at the bottom of Florida, labels it 1000 degrees* Schwartz: And Florida is 1000 degrees, because I assume that's how Florida works.

#10990

2222

Oct. 14, 2022, 9:39 p.m.

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Rivkah: Dr. Delaney, what body system is the bladder in? Delaney: You mean the renal system? That would be the kidneys, bladder, urethra... other parts after that... Nicole: Toilet? Delaney: I'm not sure about that one.

#10989

2222

Oct. 14, 2022, 3:42 p.m.

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//in hallway ninth period walking outside as a class.. everyone was supposed to be quiet Street: SHUT UP. WILL YOU GUYS JUST SHUT UP some random student in the hall: That's not very nice language sir Street: well life isn't fair Half the class: *starts laughing uncontrollably*

#10988

1616

Oct. 14, 2022, 3:28 p.m.

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// Talking about college admissions Ostrander: It's not "you didn't get in because someone else did." Ostrander: You don't get in because they don't like you.

#10987

1010

Oct. 14, 2022, 3:27 p.m.

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// Anderson is writing about eating pie on the board Anderson: So whatever’s in my colon— Anderson: That sounded bad

#10986

99

Oct. 14, 2022, 3:18 p.m.

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//p9 fot Colby: Solomon would you consider yourself Armand's friend? Solomon: I'm his enemy Colby: Great, Armand, steal Solomon's blood

#10985

13

Oct. 14, 2022, 3:07 p.m.

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Schwartz to a student: What’s that on your water bottle? Schwartz: It looks like a red painted ear of corn.