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⚐ ReportRose: this is the kind of thing that will piss off Schafer, but this is America, so we are measuring sound in feet per second
#12837
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⚐ ReportRose: I’m starving Saanvi: do you want a kind bar Rose: NO! I’m saving it up for my lunch special! What part of that do you not understand!? //later Rose: i’m really hungry Rose: what kind of bar were you gonna give me? Rose: *takes bar from Saanvi*
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⚐ ReportEric: I want to take Math Phys, but I still have a PE requirement. Eric: I should be able to replace Math Phys Study Hall with PE. Eric: PE and Math Phys Study Hall are basically the same class anyway.
#12833
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⚐ ReportMichael: Are those large chopsticks in your backpack? Can I have them? I can use chopsticks. Trust. //Student gives Michael chopsticks, Michael struggles to pick up a marker on the table, then successfully picks up a plastic ruler Katz, joking: Now eat it! //Michael moves the ruler towards his mouth with chopsticks, but loses his grip, and the ruler falls into his mouth Jacobs: Why did you stick a ruler in your mouth?!
#12831
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⚐ ReportMarxer: I don't like your mark, sir (Marxer) Sai: I'm gonna sigh (Sai) on that one.
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⚐ ReportJacobs: So Milkman was... Jacobs: I hate to use such a base term but Milkman was banging his cousin.
#12829
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⚐ Report// Mr. Wilson, talking about his AP Lit teacher thought he plagiarized an essay Student: Why did he think it was plagiarized? You were the one who wrote it. Wilson: Oh, he thought it was too good.