#3737

1616

Nov. 2, 2011, 8:23 p.m.

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//A taste of college physics Professor (speaks and writes on board): Reality is 3-D. //Professor pauses and writes "at least" before "3D" Professor: That gives you a loophole big enough to drive a string theorist through.

#3736

66

Nov. 2, 2011, 7:11 p.m.

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Klein: God! Kids are too smart these days. I can't use words like "Next to..." anymore. I have to say "adjacent".

#3735

99

Nov. 2, 2011, 6:54 p.m.

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P.A.: Mr. Schafer, please send [Student] to the main office. Schafer: Wait, why do you need him? P.A.: His dad wants him. (about to turn it off) Schafer: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! P.A.: What? Schafer: How bad does he need him? P.A.: Really really badly! Schafer: OK, fine.

#3734

1717

Nov. 2, 2011, 5:24 p.m.

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//About to start the movie Thunderheart Whitacre: Well, there's some cursing and violence, but nothing you haven't seen in Blair's hallways. //Opening of movie is an Native American man getting shot multiple times Student: Yep, because we've all seen that in the hallways..

#3733

117

Nov. 2, 2011, 4:53 p.m.

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//M-E is extremely hyper Robert: OK, so who gave her sugar today???

#3732

026

Nov. 2, 2011, 4:45 p.m.

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M-E: I felt like a duck yesterday... Lizzy and Stephanie: What!?

#3731

88

Nov. 1, 2011, 10:01 p.m.

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Fowler: So, class, I have a bit of a terrible confession to make...I've fallen a little bit in love with Rihanna.

#3729

99

Oct. 30, 2011, 2:05 p.m.

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//grading AP NSL essays on the AP scale of 6 Student: Can I subtract points based on grammar and mechanics? Patrick Shan: BAD GRAMMAR! 20 points! Jamie: Grading it ROSE style!

#3728

1111

Oct. 30, 2011, 1:54 p.m.

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Bob: Why are you bleeding? Jason: I don't know. Thomas: His blood pressure is higher than atmospheric pressure. Mufasa: That's such a bad reason.

#3727

55

Oct. 30, 2011, 1:53 p.m.

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Thomas: It won't burn you if you juggle it.