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#3624

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Oct. 1, 2011, 6:56 p.m.

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//During Freshmen Physics Schafer: This problem isn't that hard. It's just physics, with some math in it. Naeem: It's Math-Phys! Schafer: No....not even close...

#3621

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Sept. 30, 2011, 4:34 p.m.

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// During Math Phys. Schafer: Alright, that was the easy stuff. Now for the cool stuff! Student 1: Urggg Schafer: What's wrong? Student 1: We have to do work. Schafer: Don't worry, there's a lot of "potential" for fun. Class: Oh, hahaha... Schafer: I gotcha! Student 2: But we don't have the "energy"!

#3620

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Sept. 30, 2011, 4:32 p.m.

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// During Math Phys Schafer: So for a conservative system. And no, not like the one in Texas. Class: Oh, hahaha... Schafer: See what I did there? Andy G: They don't believe in dot products in Texas! Schafer: ...but they do believe in cross products!

#3619

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Sept. 30, 2011, 4:27 p.m.

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// During Math Phys, Schafer tries writing NASA upside down on a rocket picture. Schafer: Does that look like NASA to you? Student 1: No... Student 2: Looks like ASAN... Student 3: ASAN...? Student 4: Omar...? Class: OMAR AHSAN!!!

#3616

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Sept. 28, 2011, 11:01 p.m.

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Ms. Gross: His use of punctuation isn't subtle, it's prickly. No, not even that, it's almost thorny, it's-- Angela: Hawthorney!

#3615

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Sept. 28, 2011, 10:15 p.m.

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Stein: So I was trying to find a good example of a real life exponential function. Bacteria doesn't work. And money doesn't work, it eventually runs out. So I could only think of one: Love.

#3614

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Sept. 28, 2011, 4:55 p.m.

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Jinhie: Did you know? I'm fluent in Spanish! Adrianne: Really? Annie: NO, SHE'S NOT. Evan: Jinhie is fluento in el Spanish.

#3613

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Sept. 27, 2011, 7:28 p.m.

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Shubham: I'm gonna join debate team. Austin: I don't think you can join anymore - it has already started. //Paul walks up Shubham: Yes you can, they said you can still-- Austin: I'm pretty sure you can't join anymore. Paul: That's debatable.

#3609

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Sept. 26, 2011, 6:20 p.m.

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Stein: There once was a strange man from Tennessee, Who ended his limericks on line three. Math is hard.

#3608

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Sept. 26, 2011, 5:34 p.m.

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Ashu: I know things about socialism, I just don't know things about social-life-ism.