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⚐ ReportSahu: ArrayList!?!? Veena: trust, it's gonna be fire bro Rose: (mumbles to himself) fire... kids... one slang term person...
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⚐ ReportBerket: have you ever had any roadkills Justin Rosentover: no Justin: I've never hit anything Justin: except a couple curbs Justin: and a couple kids but...
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⚐ ReportSahu: Once and a friend and I snuck out of school to go to Starbucks Sahu: but I've never done that before because I was a good boy.
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⚐ Reportsomeone: do you think your kids are going to be in magnet Lodal: no they're too stupid
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⚐ ReportRose: Sometimes my kid randomly yells from upstairs "Pappy, can I have the blue juice?"
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⚐ Report// Rose is teaching in Duval's room via zoom with his daughter on his lap Duval: No one's looking at the math. Everyone's looking at your kid. Rose: Oh. Well, you'll get bored of her eventually.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: My kids are very, very good at bringing germs home from daycare. And they're even better at sharing them.
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⚐ ReportSchafer: So there are 2 things about my kids that I'm really proud of. So the first thing is that they both could ride a bike, no training wheels, by the time they were 4. //class murmurs, impressed Schafer: The second thing is that, when they were first learning how to speak, whenever they saw a small dog they'd both say "kitty cat!"
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⚐ Report//talking about stealing his kid's toys Schafer: So once I stole their toys without telling them in the morning. Then I get this phone call at noon, and my kid's like "DAD. DID YOU TAKE THOMAS?" And I go, "Yeah." And he goes, "WHAT ABOUT TRACK?" And I go, "Yeah, I took him too." And he goes, "WELL BRING THEM BACK TONIGHT." And then I whimper, "Yes sir... "