#8689

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Oct. 25, 2020, 3:01 p.m.

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Kirk: [Writes "Mr. Ostrander"] All right; now you guys can see how to spell his name -- although it doesn't really look like I'm spelling it right ... Kirk: That's an R there? [Corrects writing] Ostrander: It is -- yeah, it's spelled right. You don't need to -- listen, there's so many letters: if you leave one out, no one cares.

#8673

010

Oct. 19, 2020, 5:26 p.m.

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// Several disconnected statements during one class Kirk: I have no idea if you guys can hear me, or ... if I'm just talking into a black hole. // Student introduces Kirk to \infty Kirk: Oh, by the way, is that the LaTeX for infinity? Have I been spelling out infinity unnecessarily the whole time? // Shortly afterward Kirk: Oh, that is *nice*. It's much better than my handwriting. Kirk: ... I might do some snakey-snakes... Kirk: 100. 100 is the *biggest* number I know. // Shortly afterward Kirk: When I plug in the biggest number I know -- 100 -- it's a pretty big number... Kirk: The final way to resolve this is to graph it; to Desmos it. Is that a verb? To Desmos?

#8633

1313

Oct. 5, 2020, 3:39 p.m.

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Kirk: I'm gonna call it, like, ... g-sub-e -- for evil...

#8607

2123

Sept. 4, 2020, 11:51 a.m.

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// before 9th pd ess started, Kirk dropped in to say hi Kirk: I'm holed up in New Jersey right now, so this is my temporary classroom. But wait! *changes background to a picture of his classroom at home* Now I'm at home! Class: *laughter* Kirk: And that's not all! *reaches up to shelf hidden by zoom background and pulls out a Charmander plushie* Now I have two Charmanders! Class: *loses it*

#8570

-624

March 16, 2020, 5:32 p.m.

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// Pd 3 Precalc Hari: Mr. Kirk, you should friend me on the Switch.

#7717

-1531

Nov. 11, 2018, 11:22 p.m.

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//Period 4 Magnet Precalc with Kirk, going over student solved questions on the white board from the unit test Student: Wait! Mr. Kirk! I forgot to sign my name below the problem I did, can you sign my name??? Mr. Kirk: Okay sure *signs name* Student: haHahA ive tricked you! now you have to go to jail forever!

#7622

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Sept. 29, 2018, 9:34 p.m.

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//Pre-Calc with Mr. Kirk, he's just finished telling a story about Mr. Giles Kirk: Anyway, Mr. Giles is no longer with us Someone: What happened to him??? Rest of the class: *silent and paying attention because they're wondering too* Kirk: Uhhh, he went to another school????? Class: What??? I thought you said he died!

#7580

010

Sept. 12, 2018, 11:51 p.m.

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Kirk: Computers are... better than you... at math, and everything

#7410

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April 14, 2018, 9:42 p.m.

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//Schwartz, Kirk, Duval, and Gonzalez are jousting with dowels behind their ears during Wallops Schwartz: Hey, do you guys have your journals? Shreeya: Wait...are we taking notes? Evan G: hahaha yeah, notes on what NOT to do with your free time.

#7403

810

April 12, 2018, 9:32 p.m.

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Rose: I used to teach Precalc B. Then I taught Mr. Giles everything I knew. A couple years went by and then he handed it to Kirk and just said "figure it out as you go" Lillian: That's what he's been doing so far this year