#11097

1517

Nov. 2, 2022, 1:03 p.m.

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Jerry Jing: Andy what are you making? Andy: Crystal meth. O'Donovan: Please don't make that joke. O'Donovan: Some people might not get that it's a joke and I don't want the FBI knocking at my door.

#11095

26

Nov. 2, 2022, 12:05 p.m.

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Schwartz: When I was in college, taking maths classes past the introductory ones ... Schwartz: I had classes starting really early in the morning -- like 11 AM -- Schwartz: And to stay awake, I would take a book, and not read the book and ignore the lecture, ... Schwartz: but whenever I started falling asleep, I'd read a couple sentences, which would be enough of a contrast with what was happening in class that I'd jolt awake. Andy(as he is throwing away the snacks he just ate): I eat in all my classes. Schwartz: Maybe don't do that in a lab class, where there are chemicals and stuff. Andy: Well, not during a lab, but in those classrooms, sure.

#11094

1616

Nov. 2, 2022, 7:57 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Let's do an experiment where we assign half the class to read the textbook and the other half doesn't read. Andy: But how do we blind it? Jerry Song: We give one group the normal textbook, and we give another group a very similar textbook that doesn't cover anything on the quiz. Ace: But that's not any different from the textbook we are already reading!

#11091

1111

Nov. 1, 2022, 1:48 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Yoooo, let's goooo, 600% error time!!! Andy: Let's goooo!!!

#11090

57

Nov. 1, 2022, 1:24 p.m.

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Jerry Song: Why’s it named like that? Andy: Because IUPAC said so. Jerry: Well why don’t you IUPAC deez nuts!

#11072

1414

Oct. 28, 2022, 2:43 p.m.

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//Someone misentered one of Kaluta's Blairbash quotes. Kaluta: Thanks for fixing the quote, Andy. Various students: He's the admin! Kaluta: He's the madman? Andy: I'm the admin of the site. Kaluta: Oh, the admin! ... I think madman fits better.

#11036

46

Oct. 26, 2022, 1:52 p.m.

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// Looking at 11015 Jerry Song: What is Howard? Andy: Howard deez nuts gonna fit in your mouth?

#11030

77

Oct. 21, 2022, 3:24 p.m.

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Andy: Schwartz, students get a day off on Monday while teachers have to stay. Andy: Hahahaha suckers!

#11028

911

Oct. 21, 2022, 2:12 p.m.

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// FOT, everyone is touching Michael Wang's head Michael: Why is everyone touching my head? Jerry Song: So that way if you have head cancer, I can tell if it's contagious or not. Sean: What kind of crack are you guys on? Andy: The one that you gave us!

#11026

68

Oct. 21, 2022, 1:53 p.m.

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Andy: The Geneva convention is like "don't throw your prisoners of war into a meat grinder". Jerry Song: If "prisoners of war" means analysis homework, then yeah I do that.