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#10197
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: What is language but an agreed delusion? // Later Schwartz: I see a squiggle here, I also see the same squiggle here. Schwartz: Let's switch the squiggle, let's make a new squiggle.
#10195
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⚐ Report// End of a proof, Schwartz uses the clapper, Gabe reaches for clapper Schwartz: No, you lost yours! Class: I lost The Game! Schwartz: Now that's how you're supposed to lose. It should be authentic! Schwartz: However, for most of your life, you're winning, you just don't know it. Sean: No, I'm Sean! Schwartz: If I were Duval, your nickname for the next 2 years would be "Winning." That's how she does things.
#10183
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: I need a unit of volume (the spacial kind) Caleb: Decibels... Caleb: Oh he meant THAT volume
#10160
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⚐ Report//chaotic schwartz anthology, march 4 "How absurd it would be for us to suggest that Infinitus and Captain Zero work together. They are totally opposed in every way!" "The mortal will be a mere speedbump in the life of Captain Zero!" "Let's think about how this can cause all hell to break loose." "I was told that to pronounce French words, you just open your mouth and don't close it." "You don't have to have a PhD in math to write a textbook." "We have applied L'Hopital's rule. We can now evaluate our integral." "Example 5! It's after Example 7."
#10145
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⚐ Report// All-county permission slips Schwartz: Now here's the fun part. Ask me to sign your permission slip. Jerry Jing: Can you sign my permission slip? Schwartz: No! I refuse to let you go!
#10144
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⚐ Report// Analysis video on L'Hopital's Kirk: If I had the power to appear as Mr. Schwartz, I don't even know what mischief I'd get up to, but it could be dangerous. Kirk: Or I could save the world.
#10128
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⚐ Report// Talking about Schwartz Schwartz: I swim and hike. Andy: So Jesus does walk on water.