#10718

66

June 17, 2022, 8:40 a.m.

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//Last day of the school year! Schwartz: School doesn't end until after school ends!

#10717

55

June 17, 2022, 8:39 a.m.

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Schwartz: No, no, don't drop by every day! Schwartz: I like you guys, but I don't like you guys that much!

#10715

77

June 17, 2022, 7:56 a.m.

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// Going over BFT Schwartz: Right now the correct answer to "what's 36*3" is "No"! Schwartz: We're not doing that! Schwartz: What's 36*3? I don't care!

#10714

1313

June 16, 2022, 5:46 p.m.

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//Jeremy walks in late, prank-taps Kaluta on the shoulder from behind //Kaluta gets up and looks behind him, sees Jeremy, steps out of the way //Jeremy walks by to his destination //Kaluta slaps Jeremy on the head

#10713

59

June 16, 2022, 4:05 p.m.

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Ace: what if we're just pizza? ... but like, coagulated and developed over a long time?

#10712

2525

June 16, 2022, 1:57 p.m.

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// Lockdown Student: Apparently a student punched a teacher. Cuadrado: Good. If you do that to me I will punch back!

#10711

1014

June 16, 2022, 11:11 a.m.

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Isak: I say a stupid thing, and it’s forever preserved on this godforsaken website

#10710

911

June 16, 2022, 11:10 a.m.

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Alexei: It's literally 1984. I say a stupid thing and it's forever preserved on Blairbash.

#10708

2525

June 15, 2022, 10:35 p.m.

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Isak: Mr. Rose, say "It's Morbin' time". Rose: It's Mormon time! Isak to Alexei: You owe me $100. Rose: Wow... I am just creating the economy. //later Rose: Wait, Morbin? Not Mormon? More bin? That's not even a real word! Is that like the movie character? You guys are ridiculous. //right before the quiz Rose: It is not Morbin' time.

#10707

77

June 15, 2022, 7:01 p.m.

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Schwartz: Sorry guys; you found the secret; all of calculus is a lie.