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#9372

1624

Nov. 16, 2021, 9:37 a.m.

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Sudhish: 2x3 is 5 right? Sudhish: Oh no, this is going on Blairbash.

#9371

1414

Nov. 15, 2021, 8:42 p.m.

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Rose: I like to call this shape a squircle Rose: As a matter of fact, if any of you guys follow math Twitter… Apple, which is this evil company that makes cell phones, tried to copyright the squircle recently because all their phones are shaped like squircles

//mod note: this is factual, incidentally

apple, rose

#9370

1313

Nov. 15, 2021, 8:25 p.m.

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Rose: Period 8, you guys are so quiet! Maybe if I give you candy, you’ll talk more. // Rose pulls out two paper bags with “night party” printed on them from out of the shelves behind his desk Rose: So I stole all my kids’ candy and sorted it into the good stuff and the stuff I don’t like, then put a small section aside to actually give back to them. // Rose asks the class something and Max answers Rose: Yes! Max, you get a piece of candy. Do you want an almond joy or a ring pop? Max: A ring pop Rose: *hurls ring pop across the room* Hmm, maybe I should just put the bag here on this empty table and have you guys go up and take candy for yourselves instead // later Rose: Aaah, middle table didn’t do their homework! Negative candy for you, middle table! Student: That’s a bit harsh Rose: You think so? Maybe I shouldn’t have said that then. Maybe I’ll take that back. Middle table, maybe you don’t have negative candy, lemme think about that

#9369

818

Nov. 15, 2021, 12:04 p.m.

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*In bad Yoda voice* John: Prostate exam? John: Interested, I am! ...

#9368

46

Nov. 15, 2021, 9:15 a.m.

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Olivero: *talking about Dover marketing differently to men and women* I know it works, because I buy Dove for Men

#9367

55

Nov. 15, 2021, 8:35 a.m.

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//spanish 3 galloway: you gotta laugh to be depressed! like this- haha my back hurts!

#9366

216

Nov. 13, 2021, 9:39 p.m.

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some days your the dog, some days your the fire hydrant...

#9365

311

Nov. 12, 2021, 9:18 p.m.

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// JHU prac Hui: Thank you Andy for having a brain cell, singular.

#9364

68

Nov. 12, 2021, 4:47 p.m.

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Mr. Kirk: ten out of ten would not recommend

he said this multiple times last year

kirk

#9363

1111

Nov. 12, 2021, 4:36 p.m.

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if you plug in 1 you get DIE! -rose