#10044

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Feb. 22, 2022, 12:47 p.m.

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// Stelzner has a sub, students are playing iCivics game Johnny: This game is unlosable. Sean: I lost The Game!

#9910

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Feb. 3, 2022, 11:39 p.m.

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// OIGOIG, both terms are even Schwartz: You cry and then solve the problem, sounds like a plan. Andy: It's kind of like when you solve a cubic but the law of ones and twos doesn't work. Schwartz: Exactly, you cry and then you do it! Sean, Ace: You derive the cubic formula! Schwartz: No, don't derive the cubic formula!

#9892

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Feb. 3, 2022, 9:02 a.m.

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//Schwartz has written four expressions on the board, labeled by the letters A, B, C, and Z. Schwartz: *Points to Z* So, for Zebra... *class suggests other words starting with z* Jonathan: Zulu. That's a language, right? Sean: Yeah it is. It's also an ethnic group. Jerry Song: Wait, I thought Zulu was a streaming service! Sean: That's Hulu... Sean: And I thought I was the least cultured person here...

#9862

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Jan. 29, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous quote // Later, talking about takoma Andy: I did dissections in middle with Sudhish. It was interesting. Schwartz breaks down again Duval: Oh god, I can imagine Sudhish just tearing apart the frog. Andy: We used exacto knives and as soon as he started stabbing, the knife broke. Duval: Note to self, do not arm Sudhish. When marine bio and ento kids do dissections, they use scissors. Duval(looks inside math team window): Wait, is Sudhish in there? If he was, it would be funny to just yell "Hey Sudhish we're talking about you right now!" Schwartz: This is why I teach math. I don't have to give anyone anything sharp. Ace, Sean, and Andy simultaneously take out a pencil and wave it around // Math team is about to end Andy: Ace, thanks for telling me the trick where I only play 3 notes. Schwartz: I remember those days. Andy: Thank God we're in the 3rd row. Schwartz: I remember those days too.

#9860

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Jan. 29, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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// 20 minutes of pure chaos after school for analysis 1 exam cramming, Duval walks by Duval: Andy, my son is a squatter and I just love kicking him behind so he falls over like boop! // Later Duval: Oh hi Sean! Sean: How do you know my name... Duval: I was visiting Delaney's class in this morning and I saw a worksheet with your name on it. It's called being resourceful. // Later Sean dad jokes Duval Schwartz: Sean, if you were squatting, you would have been kicked already. // Later Duval: This is sedative Steven. Schwartz breaks down in laughter Schwartz: SEDATIVE STEVEN? Duval: Well yesterday Sudhish was all well behaved and quiet and when I asked him why, he said Steven was his sedative. Duval: That class has so many repeat names. We have 3 Alex, 2 Ste(v/ph)ens, and 2 of some other name I forgot. Andy: Jasons? Duval: Yes, Jasons. One of them spells his name wrong though, the Jacen with a C. Schwartz: Their whole family spells names wrong, but Bryan with a Y is slightly more acceptable.

#9413

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Nov. 19, 2021, 6:45 p.m.

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// 8th pd Bio Isak: *jamming two wooden sticks in the gas valve* Armand: Isak! What are you doing?!? Why do you love jamming sticks in small holes?!? Sean: *starts giggling profusely* Armand: No, not like that!

#3463

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June 13, 2011, 1:54 p.m.

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Isreal: The Earth is like a basketball - the inside is filled with air... and Pokemon!

#2686

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Dec. 15, 2010, 9:13 p.m.

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//Rose sees Sean in the hallway Rose: Yo Sean, favorite student, I have a surprise for you Sean: Really what?! //He leads Sean to math help Rose: Here, write the ABCs on this kindergarden paper I got today -- upper case and lower case letters. Sean: ... //Everyone else laughs at him, a day later Sean receives an S for satisfactory on his handwriting

#1980

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June 5, 2010, 4:52 p.m.

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//Sean says some stupid thing Rose: Sean, you were made in a factory to piss off teachers.