#8665

610

Oct. 16, 2020, 2:07 p.m.

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Schafer: Everyone knows Batman is the best superhero. [Student], who's the best superhero? Student: I don't really have an answer to that except that it's not Batman. Schafer: But Batman is the only one you can reasonably aspire to be; he doesn't have any special powers. Student: Iron Man also doesn't have any special powers. Schafer: ... yeah, and his suit is cooler. That's fine.

#8660

-715

Oct. 15, 2020, 6:23 p.m.

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Blake: ... OOOHH! My god! It's so long!

#8636

2424

Oct. 6, 2020, 3:22 p.m.

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// Introducing tiger-jumping-to-shark physics problem Schafer: I don't understand you kids these days. *This is the most exciting problem you've ever seen.* // A bit later, lamenting his bad drawing Schafer: Now, the tiger looks like ... a diseased starving rat with orange stripes. And the shark -- it looks like an angry goldfish with teeth. The reality is: I can't really draw very well.

#8633

1313

Oct. 5, 2020, 3:39 p.m.

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Kirk: I'm gonna call it, like, ... g-sub-e -- for evil...

#8624

2323

Sept. 29, 2020, 5:41 p.m.

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Street: Friday is an early release day, so we can formulate bad news for your parents about your grades.

#8524

1923

Feb. 24, 2020, 7:17 p.m.

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//lunch, outside of rne: street has left a note saying he will be back by 11:30 //it's 11:37 and freshmen are freaking out about trebuchets //Street finally returns at 11:40 Street: Whoops, I meant to put 11:30 in central time.

#8276

2828

Sept. 10, 2019, 5:38 p.m.

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Street: I'm telling you this now so that when you mess up later, I can say that I already told you this on September 9th! Student: It's September 10th. Street: Damn.

#7717

-1531

Nov. 11, 2018, 11:22 p.m.

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//Period 4 Magnet Precalc with Kirk, going over student solved questions on the white board from the unit test Student: Wait! Mr. Kirk! I forgot to sign my name below the problem I did, can you sign my name??? Mr. Kirk: Okay sure *signs name* Student: haHahA ive tricked you! now you have to go to jail forever!

#7264

1416

Feb. 24, 2018, 2:44 p.m.

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//after Pham berates a student for being dumb //Lodal enters Pham: You know, Lodal, this year freshmen very *interesting*.

#7248

2020

Feb. 20, 2018, 9:33 p.m.

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//magnet orientation //Pham just did the soap and fire demonstration 8th grader:Are you okay? Pham:Of course I'm okay! //shows his hands Pham:I teach at Blair, I'm a Blazer!