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#8636
2424
⚐ Report// Introducing tiger-jumping-to-shark physics problem Schafer: I don't understand you kids these days. *This is the most exciting problem you've ever seen.* // A bit later, lamenting his bad drawing Schafer: Now, the tiger looks like ... a diseased starving rat with orange stripes. And the shark -- it looks like an angry goldfish with teeth. The reality is: I can't really draw very well.
#8624
2323
⚐ ReportStreet: Friday is an early release day, so we can formulate bad news for your parents about your grades.
#8524
1923
⚐ Report//lunch, outside of rne: street has left a note saying he will be back by 11:30 //it's 11:37 and freshmen are freaking out about trebuchets //Street finally returns at 11:40 Street: Whoops, I meant to put 11:30 in central time.
#8276
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⚐ ReportStreet: I'm telling you this now so that when you mess up later, I can say that I already told you this on September 9th! Student: It's September 10th. Street: Damn.
#7717
-1531
⚐ Report//Period 4 Magnet Precalc with Kirk, going over student solved questions on the white board from the unit test Student: Wait! Mr. Kirk! I forgot to sign my name below the problem I did, can you sign my name??? Mr. Kirk: Okay sure *signs name* Student: haHahA ive tricked you! now you have to go to jail forever!
#7264
1416
⚐ Report//after Pham berates a student for being dumb //Lodal enters Pham: You know, Lodal, this year freshmen very *interesting*.
#7248
2020
⚐ Report//magnet orientation //Pham just did the soap and fire demonstration 8th grader:Are you okay? Pham:Of course I'm okay! //shows his hands Pham:I teach at Blair, I'm a Blazer!
#7141
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⚐ Report//Pchem, see #7139. PHam discusses how the upperclassmen must be chaperones because there aren't enough teachers. Wensen: Mr. Pham, if I become a chaperone for 10 students, and I bring back 9, do I still get an A?