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#5905

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April 24, 2016, 3:03 p.m.

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//A bunch of random people run into 4th period precal and do a really weird Earth Day presentation that involves a superhero named Earth Man and some elements Giles: Did everyone else see that too?

#5864

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March 21, 2016, 1:54 p.m.

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Noah Levine: I studied Robby Fleischman over the summer.

#5857

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March 16, 2016, 9:21 a.m.

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Rose: Taking derivatives is like sex.

#5768

99

Feb. 2, 2016, 5:25 p.m.

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Schwartz: "This class [complex] is for students who wake up in the morning and think...math! Today's a good day because I have math!"

#5729

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Jan. 6, 2016, 9:43 p.m.

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//Running, screaming noises in the hallway. Mr. Giles and class look over to the door. Shwetha: Math fight!

#5724

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Jan. 4, 2016, 3:05 p.m.

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//Period 2 Precal Giles: We can either have a relaxed class where we get tests back and work on our homework, or a class where we learn an annoying new topic. I vote for the first. Giles: It's highly likely that Ben doesn't even realize that there is a final exam, and also highly likely that Patrick and Kennedy have already finished the packet.

#5681

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Dec. 5, 2015, 6:25 p.m.

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//Mr. Ostrander lecturing the 8th graders applying for CAP Ostrander: You all are lucky and unlucky. You're lucky that you get to leave earlier than the other kids. You're unlucky that you don't get to take the math portion of the test.

I guess it was the first test to see if the Magnet testers were true Blair Magnets. They wouldn't be smirking if they actually liked math.

math, ostrander, cap

#5609

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Oct. 30, 2015, 7:51 a.m.

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Freshman 1 (to other freshman): You're a horrible, terrible person. Freshman 2: I'm pretty okay with that. (15 second silence) Mr. Giles: I'm additionally okay with that as well.

#5533

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Sept. 11, 2015, 5:15 p.m.

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//Magnet guys and Grace all hang out at one table Allison: Grace and Steven, sitting in a tree, M-A-T-H-I-N-G

#5442

46

March 31, 2015, 6:07 p.m.

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//Mr. Stein walks into Klein's Pd. 4 AP Lang class as the class is discussing the upcoming Huckleberry Finn opinion-research paper Stein: What is the difference between opinions and "opinions"? Klein: Uhh, 17. Ms. Eisenstein, Klein's assistant: I was going to say 35.

I'm not sure if I spelled Eisenstein correctly. It's in the dictionary, if that means something.

math, ap_lang, klein, stein