#3607

-13

Sept. 26, 2011, 4:51 p.m.

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//Trying to get people to leave the band room Ms. Roberts: You know like in that song? "Bye, bye, bye." (Waves her hands) 'Nsync. Alex Rittman: But I want it that way. Ms. Roberts: Ha! That's Backstreet Boys. Alex Rittman: They're from the same time... Ms. Roberts: NO. THE BACKSTREET BOYS ARE NOT 'NSYNC. GET IT STRAIGHT.

#3606

1624

Sept. 26, 2011, 11:32 a.m.

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Maggie: Oh my god!  Yale has regular decision!? //People in her vicinity react with horror/shock. Maureen: Maggie, before they had early applications, they had regular.  You're so stupid. Doyung: Maggie, I really hope you get into college. Maggie (attempted verbal comeback): Doyung, you will eat your own words. Doyung: Wait. So you WON'T get into college? //Later Maggie: Wait, I meant early decision.

#3605

1111

Sept. 26, 2011, 11:29 a.m.

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//Rose is discussing enumeration in Logic Rose: Do you get my reasoning?  I'm trying to, like, be a teacher.

#3603

22

Sept. 26, 2011, 8:15 a.m.

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//About perfect software, in comp meth Pham: What is the third law of thermodynamics? Sam: Absolute zero is unattainable? Pham: Exactly!  So that mean, nobody perfect.

#3602

68

Sept. 25, 2011, 11:49 a.m.

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Denny: So, when you think of Christmas, what do you think of? Class: CHINESE FOOD!

#3601

1616

Sept. 25, 2011, 9:16 a.m.

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//Stein walks into Computation Methods, where it says Bisection Method on the board Stein: What are you going to be bisecting? Pham: One of the kids.

#3600

1414

Sept. 25, 2011, 12:50 a.m.

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//Enoch at MIT admissions office meeting Enoch: So, I'm thinking of computer science research/development. Is there anything you could tell me at MIT that shows your computer science success? //Guy at MIT looks up from his book Admissions: We created the internet.

#3599

88

Sept. 24, 2011, 9:16 p.m.

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Bob: To get to the other side. Why did the neutrino cross the road?

#3597

44

Sept. 23, 2011, 4:20 p.m.

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Anderson: So those of you who didn't know about the Protestants and Catholics, time to get aboard the knowledge train. Toot toot! Sharon: I need tickets.

#3596

1820

Sept. 23, 2011, 1:51 a.m.

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//When the AP World class gets a bit loud with all of the laughter and conversations Ravilious: Honestly ladies and gentlemen, think before you speak, and then don't.