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#5319
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⚐ Report//Functions, first period. Descartes Law of Signs and Upper Bound of Roots Theorem. Rose has just used synthetic division with 5 on a polynomial and ended up with a nonzero remainder. Rose: Oh no! 5 is not a real root! But, class, you see, dividing by a number that is not a root is a lot like a break-up: You could just rush on blindly looking for the next opportunity, or you could slow down and consider the implications, and why everything went wrong... So what does anyone notice about the remainder? Noah Kim: Wait, Mr. Rose, is this related to your personal experience? //a little bit later, talking about graphs of polynomials in relation to roots Rose: But we know what graphs of polynomials look like! They're so continuous and smooth and predictable.... Noah Kim: Mr. Rose, you are still talking about math, right?
#5306
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⚐ Report//precalc pd. 9 Student: Have you graded our parametric test yet? Rose: They're in my grading satchel. With a lot of other things to grade. Kinjal: You mean your man-purse? Rose: Yeah, it could be a man-purse...I guess...IT'S A FREAKING SHOULDER BAG, KINJAL!
#5284
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⚐ ReportRose: I have no idea how, uh, people actually choose outfits, men or women, cause I just put on what I have and just go with the best.
#5277
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⚐ ReportMr. Rose: Oh yeah Yash! Show that grin! Show that grin from under that thick Indian mustache!
#5263
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⚐ Report//precalc c with Rose Rose: Okay anyone know the answer to the problem on the board? //Gabe raises his hand Rose: No you're just going to contradict everything I say. Anyone else? //no one else raises their hand Rose: Fine Gabe. I'm going to regret this. Gabe: Well technically the question isn't asking... Rose: Okay stop right there. I'm not calling on you for the rest of November.
#5262
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⚐ Report//learning about series in precalc c Rose: Okay guys it's time to put on your careful glasses //class just stares Rose: Okay fine. Careful hat? Careful tie? How about careful socks?
#5261
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⚐ Report//Rose writes 4 divided by 0 on the board in precalc c //class stares at him in shock Rose: I bet you're all twitching right now. Your world as ended. It feels like a barn exploded a few miles down right? //no one knows how to react Rose: Aha!Just because I write or do something doesn't mean it has to make sense. //pause Rose: Wheelbarrow forever rainbow sunrise!
#5257
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⚐ Report//Mr. Rose walks through Mr. Street's freshman R&E class to get papers from the lab Street: Hey Mr. Rose, any of your students in this class? //Rose looks around Rose: Yeah, some. Street: Any of them failing heinously? //Rose looks around again Rose: Yeah, some.
#5256
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⚐ Report//Senior walks into 1st period functions with a bag of food for Mr. Rose Rose: Ah, thanks! (turns to freshmen) I'm single by the way, so tell your parents, food is appreciated.