#9893

46

Feb. 3, 2022, 9:04 a.m.

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Schwartz: OIGOIG. Odd is good, odd is great! Schwartz: Corollary: Even sucks!

#9891

1717

Feb. 3, 2022, 8:25 a.m.

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// Going over hw Schwartz: The point of these problems is not to bash your head against the wall for 3 hours. Schwartz: It's to bash your head against the wall for 20 to 30 minutes, then ask someone for help!

#9884

1616

Feb. 2, 2022, 8:39 p.m.

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//analysis 1A, solving limits problem, answer is 4 and 1/20 Student: It's the funny number! Rose: Oh you mean Rose: WOO WOO 420

#9876

55

Jan. 31, 2022, 4:04 p.m.

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//teaching integration technique Schwartz: You should definitely go to college and call this "swingy-swingy". Schwartz: Everyone will definitely know what you're talking about, and not think it's weird.

#9860

1723

Jan. 29, 2022, 3:11 p.m.

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// 20 minutes of pure chaos after school for analysis 1 exam cramming, Duval walks by Duval: Andy, my son is a squatter and I just love kicking him behind so he falls over like boop! // Later Duval: Oh hi Sean! Sean: How do you know my name... Duval: I was visiting Delaney's class in this morning and I saw a worksheet with your name on it. It's called being resourceful. // Later Sean dad jokes Duval Schwartz: Sean, if you were squatting, you would have been kicked already. // Later Duval: This is sedative Steven. Schwartz breaks down in laughter Schwartz: SEDATIVE STEVEN? Duval: Well yesterday Sudhish was all well behaved and quiet and when I asked him why, he said Steven was his sedative. Duval: That class has so many repeat names. We have 3 Alex, 2 Ste(v/ph)ens, and 2 of some other name I forgot. Andy: Jasons? Duval: Yes, Jasons. One of them spells his name wrong though, the Jacen with a C. Schwartz: Their whole family spells names wrong, but Bryan with a Y is slightly more acceptable.

#9859

1313

Jan. 28, 2022, 9:13 p.m.

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// Anal 1B video Kirk: So why the heck do we integrate? Kirk: ...Reason number 1: it makes you smart. Kirk: Reason number 2: it staves off Alzheimers. Kirk: Reason number 3: It's fun!

#9849

55

Jan. 27, 2022, 10:03 p.m.

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Schwartz: We leave the ln(x) alone -- e-x-cellent!

#9839

59

Jan. 27, 2022, 9:11 a.m.

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//Analysis 1B Schwartz: They said we're supposed to stop at 9:08, but Innovation doesn't start until 9:14. //A few minutes later... *Announcement for Innovation comes on at 9:08 AM* Schwartz: No! You said 9:14! We're going till 9:14! Schwartz: *continues with lesson*

#9815

46

Jan. 25, 2022, 5 p.m.

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//talking about geometry and the variable y for height Schwartz: Again, I missed the opportunity to make some kind of terrible joke.

#9814

88

Jan. 25, 2022, 4:57 p.m.

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Schwartz: It's Torricelli's trumpet. Or Gabriel's horn. Gabriel: It's my horn? Schwartz: Yup. Apparently.