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#9873
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⚐ ReportJohnny: can you see that? It's shrinking Andy: it would shrink faster if I put it in my mouth.
#9872
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⚐ ReportDuval: I'm older than 30. Duval: But I'll stay in my bubble of ignorance and take that as a compliment, thank you Johnny!
#9871
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⚐ ReportAlex: What if I put my phone in? Will it turn blue? Andy: Volunteer your phone to science! Duval: Of course, you can't donate someone else's phone to science. Duval: Unless it's to stop them from playing a game. *everyone turns to look at Michael*
#9869
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⚐ ReportDuval: There is this place called "my bubble of ignorance" and I like to live in it. Duval: Because if I know about something, I have to do something. // Later, Duval takes out a flask of liquid with red color Duval: What is this? Student: Urine! Duval: If your urine looks like this, you might want to seek medical help. Now that we've ruled out urine, what else could this be. // Later Duval: Now if we were to put the dialysis tube into this beaker of not urine. // Duval: Now if I put the iodine in, what will turn blue? Jerry Song(under his breath): Your face.
#9862
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⚐ Report// Continuation of previous quote // Later, talking about takoma Andy: I did dissections in middle with Sudhish. It was interesting. Schwartz breaks down again Duval: Oh god, I can imagine Sudhish just tearing apart the frog. Andy: We used exacto knives and as soon as he started stabbing, the knife broke. Duval: Note to self, do not arm Sudhish. When marine bio and ento kids do dissections, they use scissors. Duval(looks inside math team window): Wait, is Sudhish in there? If he was, it would be funny to just yell "Hey Sudhish we're talking about you right now!" Schwartz: This is why I teach math. I don't have to give anyone anything sharp. Ace, Sean, and Andy simultaneously take out a pencil and wave it around // Math team is about to end Andy: Ace, thanks for telling me the trick where I only play 3 notes. Schwartz: I remember those days. Andy: Thank God we're in the 3rd row. Schwartz: I remember those days too.
#9861
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⚐ Report// Continuation of previous quote Andy: I lost the game! Schwartz: I lost! // Later Duval: Ace, guess who is the youngest out of the 3 of us. Andy, you're not allowed to say anything. Duval: I won't judge for your response, but if you say I'm 60 I might be a little bit upset. Ace: Uhhhh...Duval is the oldest, then Rose, then Schwartz? (correct) Ace: I'm guessing this based on the number of kids each teacher has.
#9860
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⚐ Report// 20 minutes of pure chaos after school for analysis 1 exam cramming, Duval walks by Duval: Andy, my son is a squatter and I just love kicking him behind so he falls over like boop! // Later Duval: Oh hi Sean! Sean: How do you know my name... Duval: I was visiting Delaney's class in this morning and I saw a worksheet with your name on it. It's called being resourceful. // Later Sean dad jokes Duval Schwartz: Sean, if you were squatting, you would have been kicked already. // Later Duval: This is sedative Steven. Schwartz breaks down in laughter Schwartz: SEDATIVE STEVEN? Duval: Well yesterday Sudhish was all well behaved and quiet and when I asked him why, he said Steven was his sedative. Duval: That class has so many repeat names. We have 3 Alex, 2 Ste(v/ph)ens, and 2 of some other name I forgot. Andy: Jasons? Duval: Yes, Jasons. One of them spells his name wrong though, the Jacen with a C. Schwartz: Their whole family spells names wrong, but Bryan with a Y is slightly more acceptable.
#9808
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⚐ ReportAndy: Why does Nurse Joy say "Hope to see you again" at the Pokécenter? Duval: She's sadistic.