#12758

77

Dec. 19, 2023, 12:14 p.m.

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// Scibowl practice Andy: What makes yogurt sour? Yunyi/Kian: Fermentation. Jason: Lemons!

#12736

-68

Dec. 15, 2023, 11:21 a.m.

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Andy: of course it's Nicole Wojak, i mean what!?!?

#12719

24

Dec. 14, 2023, 7:54 a.m.

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Andy Ying: you look like every other asian kid ever

#12691

68

Dec. 7, 2023, 6:17 p.m.

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// STAN senior act meeting Mandy: O'Donovan corner, how are you guys doing? Andy: We're cooking! Anannya: The food is on fire! Armand: The kitchen is burning down! Mandy: Keep cooking! I want everything burned down! Andy: It's all ashes at this point.

#12668

33

Dec. 5, 2023, 9:04 p.m.

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Andy Myung: Single and ready to pringle

#12660

1212

Dec. 5, 2023, 9:41 a.m.

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Andy: If freshmen are maggots, what are seniors? Street: Maggots grow up to become houseflies. Street: So this means you spend the rest of your life looking for poop. Does that sound good?

#12585

1111

Nov. 28, 2023, 11:47 a.m.

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Shriyan: "I got a manual." Smolen (confused): "...You bought a person named Emmanuel?" //After clarifications that they were talking about cars, Smolen diverges into a story about his brother driving a car at 3 years old. Summary: She was poking around her dad's workshop, saw the car pulling out of the driveway, and panicked. The car ended up crashing into a power generator (?) and her parents got angry at her. Smolen: "...and he was laughing the whole time!" Andy: "Me for real."

#12484

216

Nov. 8, 2023, 1:47 p.m.

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Andy Ying: Jonathan Mitchum is Schafer Jr.

#12480

810

Nov. 8, 2023, 12:01 p.m.

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// fermi estimating the amount of sex offenders in the USA Andy Ying: if it's [10^]7 then we'd all have been touched by now.

#12475

99

Nov. 7, 2023, 12:36 p.m.

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// Continuation of previous story Glenn: It's so uncanny that both of my children do the exact same things at the exact same times unbeknownst to each other. Andy: Well, they clearly got it from you. Glenn: That's true, but my sister and I didn't do the same things. Andy: Didn't you also roll around in poison ivy to miss school? Glenn: Yes, and unfortunately I am not allergic to it.