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#5501
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⚐ Report//Senora Cuadrado angrily holds out a paper for Sam to get Cuadrado: Here is the paper you left behind last class, because you leave behind everything! //pause Cuadrado: That is... how you say? FRYYYY!
#5499
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⚐ Report//Pd. 5 Spanish //Sam left his binder behind the previous class, and has managed to lose his rubric for the final project Sam: Is the rubric on Edline? Cuadrado: No. It is over here, with the other stuff you forgot. //Sam gets up to get a new rubric Cuadrado: How do you say this...Fry! //class laughs with confusion Shyaer: I think she just roasted you, Sam. Class: Do you mean "burn"? Cuadrado: You know what I meant. Elia (to Sam): I think you got rekt.
#5419
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⚐ Report//Pd. 7 ADSB //Paul is asking about what everyone did over the snow days/weekend, as always Paul: And Sam, what did you do over the weekend? Sam: It was my sister's bat mitzvah. Paul: Mazel tov! //Skipping a bit of dialogue between Sam and Paul here Paul (moving on to next person): And what about you, Rourke? Enlighten us with tales of your weekend adventures! Rourke: I tripped and stubbed my toe. Paul: Mazel tov!
#5405
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⚐ ReportBen: Sam stole all my art supplies M-E: that's mean. You should report to the police
#5249
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⚐ Report//pd. 9 Rose; doing the thing where someone has to be the skeptic and try to find an epsilon that Rose can't find an N to answer Rose: Ben, the limit of this function is 3. Ben: What's a limit? Rose: Well, I'm glad you asked. The limit of this function is three because as n gets bigger, the function gets closer to 3. Sam: What's 3? //class (including Rose) laughs
#4985
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⚐ Report//Julian visits a website and gets a popup Julian: Ugh. I hate popups. Martin: Don't use that website. Josh: Use Adblock. Ramu: Remove it with Javascript!
#4838
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⚐ Report// Freshman Precalc B Ben: 93% of statistics are made up on the spot. Sam: 82.8% of numbers between 1 and 1000 aren't prime. Giles: 14% of people knew that.
#4823
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⚐ Report//During Pd. 7 Giles //Lesson is over; we have time to do homework Conor: I have an idea for a business. I would go around stealing peoples' keys and making them pay me to not give copies to random people. Isn't that a great idea, Mr. Giles? Giles: Solid business plan. Sam: What if someone gets angry and steals your keys? Conor: I would use one of those eyeball scanner things. Sam: What if they steal your eyeballs? Giles: Yeah, what if they steal your eyeballs?
#4302
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⚐ Report//In Science Bowl practice, after a question distantly related to pine cones Avikar: Didn't you ever throw pine cones at people when you were a kid? Cathy: No. After a pine cone fell on my head from a tree when I was little, I was done with pine cones for the rest of my life. Sam: Did you make any genius discoveries after that? Cathy: It wasn't an apple. It was a pine cone. //A few moments later Sam: Was it a pineapple?
#4203
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⚐ Report//On the bus 8th grader: Wait are you like not Brahmin or something? Viju: Well you see-- Henok: No no no lemme explain. You see up here we got the Brahmins right? And then you got EVERYBODY ELSE. And then there's Viju. Sam: So wait, he's like unseeable?