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#5426

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March 19, 2015, 7:54 p.m.

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//Period 1 Precalc //Street walks in Street: Ah, what fine students you have the pleasure of teaching Giles: You must not have noticed that Perry's here

#7718

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Nov. 12, 2018, 9:11 a.m.

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//Talking about a CBS CEO Noam: What a horrible human being, like, he'd vote Trump just to bring in money. I really wanna beat him. Time to get the belt. Conor: You can't beat anything. It's No Nut November

#9021

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Feb. 22, 2021, 12:32 p.m.

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Rose: What's your favorite class? Don't worry, I won't be offended. Student: Uhh... Mr. Kaluta's class Rose: Because of the class or because Mr. Kaluta's kinda wild? Student: ...Because we don't do much

#10722

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June 17, 2022, 2:02 p.m.

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Katz (entering Rose's empty classroom): Will it ever be "Morbin' time"? Rose: No! It will not.

#13208

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March 16, 2024, 12:03 a.m.

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Jason Yao: So [Ziyad and I] are talking about oral copulation. Jason: And I say oral refers to mouth. Jason: Ziyad says, "Like in anime?" Jason: Anyways, what's sodomy?

#13363

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May 9, 2024, 8:19 a.m.

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Avika: [Rose] is a walking hyperbola

#13572

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March 21, 2025, 11:14 a.m.

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//Math Team after school, students waiting in the 310s hallway. Rose walks by with a roll of bubble wrap and unrolls it across the floor. Student 1: "Why are you laying out bubble wrap?" Rose: "No reason." //Walking, stomping, etc. ensues. Student 2: "Imagine if this was just a social experiment."

#3427

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May 30, 2011, 5:20 p.m.

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//Billings is harassing Viju in English Billings: Okay then, do you find Evan attractive? Viju: Oh yeah. He doth teach the sun to fuse brightly.

//We were reading Julius Caesar. For those of you who don't know anything, this is a magnetified line from Romeo and Juliet

billings, viju, shakespeare

#6634

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Sept. 22, 2017, 4:55 p.m.

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Rose: Let's name it function f, f for Evan.

#3579

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Sept. 19, 2011, 6:47 p.m.

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Thomas: What's a pirates favorite element? Evan: Arrrrrgon. Thomas: No, gold. What's a pirate's favorite felony? Evan: ARRRRRson? Thomas: No, piracy, you idiot. Evan: Do they use LimewiARRRRRR?