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Sept. 22, 2017, 4:55 p.m.

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Rose: Let's name it function f, f for Evan.

#3579

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Sept. 19, 2011, 6:47 p.m.

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Thomas: What's a pirates favorite element? Evan: Arrrrrgon. Thomas: No, gold. What's a pirate's favorite felony? Evan: ARRRRRson? Thomas: No, piracy, you idiot. Evan: Do they use LimewiARRRRRR?

#7742

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Nov. 17, 2018, 9:08 p.m.

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//Rose recording a video for Analysis 1A, security comes in the room Security: Are you teaching somebody? Rose: Nope. I just grabbed this free room to do something but I have no idea who teaches here or where anyone is or anything. [pause] Security: What's your name again? Rose: [laughs] I mean, it's irrelevant, but my name's Will Rose I just grabbed the room. Security: I see. [calls office] Yea, Ms. Russ, there's a teacher, uh, using a room cause no one's here. Intercom/Russ: Ok, thank you. Rose: Ok, good. [security leaves] So. People think I'm crazy cause I talk to myself alone in a room... and they are CORRECT.

#7993

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March 8, 2019, 9:39 a.m.

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//ADSB, on a tangent Gonzalez: I really wanted Frosted Flakes, but I got Raisin Bran instead. I legitimately almost cried.

#1053

2020

Dec. 4, 2009, 8:35 p.m.

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Mario: How many ties of Darwin do you have? Whitacre: Not enough. Do you want to give me some? Student: For Christmas? Whitacre: I don't celebrate Christmas. Student: What, do you celebrate Hanukkah? Whitacre: No, I celebrate pay days. They come more often.

#1307

2020

Jan. 12, 2010, 2:31 p.m.

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Yordan: Sometimes the Mayans would sacrifice the, erm, virgin girls in the cenotes. Evan: Well, there's an easy way to avoid sacrifice, then, right? *embarrased silence*

#1429

2020

Jan. 30, 2010, 10:55 p.m.

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Hinkle (serious tone): Someone in my World History class actually said this with a straight face. He said, "Mr. Hinkle, rivers have to flow south because of gravity."

#1469

2020

Feb. 5, 2010, 1:56 p.m.

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Stein: More people do integrals than play football. We have football pep rallies. Student: But do integrals involve violence? Stein: They could.

#1674

2020

March 16, 2010, 8:39 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to say, you have to do some math for this. This other day, some girl was asking me how to do "reverse addition."

#1730

2020

March 25, 2010, 10:39 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: So should I assume this silence is you all contemplating this? Or blankly staring at the wall? Or falli- Mario: We're admiring your muscular physique! Particularly your left arm! Mr. Anderson: That may be the first time that anyone's complimented me on my physique.... And it was Mario Choi.