#1815

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April 22, 2010, 8:50 p.m.

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//Schafer lights a bunsen burner with a blowtorch Schafer: Never simply kill that which you can overkill

#2207

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Sept. 27, 2010, 4:40 p.m.

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//Shirley is carrying two blowtorches through the hall Kaluta: No. Shirley: It's for Pham! Kaluta: No!

#2321

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:46 a.m.

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//In Ms. Piper's 7th period class John Anderson: I'm leaving in a few minutes. Schafer: Ms. Piper, do you realize how luck-- I mean never mind.

#2380

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Oct. 20, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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Stein: Canceling stuff out is like porn for math teachers!!

#2448

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Oct. 29, 2010, 4:48 p.m.

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//discussing marriage Whitacre: In some societies, just sex is enough to do you in. Student: Wait, so if you have sex then you're married? Whitacre: Yeah, you know, it's like you break it, you bought it!

#2921

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Feb. 11, 2011, 11:01 a.m.

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Pham: Why you call me Mr. Templin? You know I not Mr. Templin, right? Do I look white to you?

#2925

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Feb. 12, 2011, 10:38 a.m.

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Stallings: Linda, you go to Asian stores right? ...You have to go sometimes right? Linda: Uhh... yeah? Stalling: Will you buy me a back scratcher when you go? This is a very serious matter. *Hands Linda $10* Linda: Okay...

#2933

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Feb. 14, 2011, 8:51 p.m.

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// candygrams are delivered on Valentine's Day Piper: Oh, do you also have one for a Ms. Piper? Alec Fields: Yeah! Me too! I should be getting like 50! Piper: What? Did you buy 50 for yourself? Class: Burn!

#3090

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March 16, 2011, 8:28 a.m.

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//doing derivative problems Rose: [says something intriguing] Richard: (whispers) Whoa, balls. //he whispers this several times in class, like every 5 minutes Rose: (after the third time) Richard, you need to stop saying balls. Richard: Okay. //Rose draws a problem with two circles tangent to one line Rose: This problem-- Richard: BALLS!!!!! Rose: ...Yes Richard, they're balls.

#3095

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March 16, 2011, 8:18 p.m.

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//Libby and Maggie ask Stein to put on Justin Bieber during Stat Stein: So which one is Justin Bieber? Girl: No not that one, he's the other one Ittai: The one that looks like a girl Stein: This one? How old is he? Ittai: 17 Stein: He's 17?! He looks like he's in seventh grade ... Bieber: Baby, baby, ba-- Stein: All right, I can't take any more of this! //Stein kills the sound Stein: That was just, uhhhhhhh... Dubstep was better