#2055

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Sept. 2, 2010, 9:34 p.m.

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Pham: By the way, next week classday Thursday and Monday-- Student: No school! Pham: --no, I take off. I go Aruba. Students: Haha, why? Pham: They have no law there! It much harder to get caught! By the way, what name mayor of New York? Students: ...........Bloomberg? Pham: No, the other one, mayor September eleven! Students: Giuliani? Pham: Yeah! Okay, your sub be Mrs. Giuliani. She not his wife though.

#2155

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Sept. 18, 2010, 3:49 p.m.

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Pham: My first job was at in a bakery and I get on the bus, as soon as I get paycheck guess what I do: I buy motorcycle. I not know in this country you need have license to do it. Cop get out and come say something, but I not speak English so he call translator. They tell me I need have license and I say "okay." And by the way, nowaday when I get pulled over by a cop, I say "no English" and pretend not to speaking it. It not wuhk if you guy doing it, however. [...] One time I was drive in Canada, get pulled over by a cop, I say no English and he start speak the French, I have say no French either! Then he look at license, calling police station and pull someone speak Viet and give me ticket. [...] I have a clean driving record for the past thirty year. (knocks on countertop) Contreras: That's plastic. Pham: There no wood.

#2333

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Oct. 8, 2010, 9:34 p.m.

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// Absorbed in a complicated math problem, Rose vigorously erases the board and accidentally knocks the clock off its hook. It dramatically crashes on the floor and splits into pieces. He stands there for a minute, observing the damage. Rose *mutters to himself*: F***. Stein: You broke my clock. That's the second clock you've broken. Rose: *pause* Actually, a student broke the first clock. // students gather around Rose: You know, I'm 32 years old and I'm finally accepting that I'm a klutz.

#2712

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Dec. 21, 2010, 10:33 p.m.

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Phillip: So what did you get on the 3 point quiz? JMa: Aw man, I think I got a 2. Bob: I got a thhhh-one.

#3346

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May 11, 2011, 7:48 p.m.

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//Evan motors down the hall too fast on Kaluta's segway Billings: Don't even THINK about hitting me. //Evan slows down and punches her on the arm

#4153

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May 25, 2012, 7:18 p.m.

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//Eric is talking about Chinese food at ACSL Eric: Isn't American Chinese food just Chinese food with LSD? Dennis and Rahul: NOOOOOOO! It's MSG!!! Eric: I always get them confused....

#4351

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Dec. 12, 2012, 4:32 p.m.

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//CAP kid is finishing a test faster than the rest of the class, which is mostly Magnet. Freeman: What now Magnets? What do you have to say to that? Harrison: She got sleep.

#5426

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March 19, 2015, 7:54 p.m.

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//Period 1 Precalc //Street walks in Street: Ah, what fine students you have the pleasure of teaching Giles: You must not have noticed that Perry's here

#7718

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Nov. 12, 2018, 9:11 a.m.

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//Talking about a CBS CEO Noam: What a horrible human being, like, he'd vote Trump just to bring in money. I really wanna beat him. Time to get the belt. Conor: You can't beat anything. It's No Nut November

#9021

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Feb. 22, 2021, 12:32 p.m.

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Rose: What's your favorite class? Don't worry, I won't be offended. Student: Uhh... Mr. Kaluta's class Rose: Because of the class or because Mr. Kaluta's kinda wild? Student: ...Because we don't do much