#5763

2020

Feb. 1, 2016, 4:25 p.m.

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//Mr. Pham walks into R&E Pham: It important to have Street-smart.

#5863

2020

March 18, 2016, 4:02 p.m.

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//Period 8 is the first to pass inverse speed trig Shwetha: Mr. Giles when is the pizza party? Giles: I don't know, what day will you be absent?

#5935

2020

May 16, 2016, 5:40 p.m.

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///The tie-dye lab was just done Ryan Cho: My shirt looks disgusting Pham: That because you ugly Class: oooohhhhhhhhh burrrrnnnn

#6087

2020

Nov. 2, 2016, 9:20 p.m.

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Schwartz: "A function is continuous if it doesn't lie to you." //Draws graph of continuous polynomial on the board Schwartz: "Here I am going along the graph and at x=4, the function didn't lie to me. That is, what I think it should do it did." //Makes a removable discontinuity at x=4 so f(4)=8 instead of f(4)=2 Schwartz: "Now I go along the function and I think it's going to be 2. But it's not. It's 8. The function lied to you. It is a bad function. Functions that lie are bad."

#6388

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April 21, 2017, 5:35 p.m.

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//Dinner at Wallops //Steven Qu comes back to the table with a bunch of napkins. Steven: I was trying to be an a**hole so I took the rest of the napkins. Do you guys want to split it?

#6580

2020

Sept. 12, 2017, 6:44 p.m.

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Lillian: An asian without As is sin.

#6669

2020

Sept. 27, 2017, 7:55 p.m.

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Schwartz: Every 4 years there is an influx of people from hell to Washington DC.

#6700

2020

Oct. 2, 2017, 9:05 p.m.

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//Talking about tigers lead to zoos led to Mr. Schafer's kid Schafer: So people go up to me, and they ask, 'Why do you have a leash on your kid?' I say, 'Because. Harambe.'

#6796

2020

Oct. 18, 2017, 5:09 p.m.

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//Timmy always messes with the strap of his goggles Street: This child is really dumb. I don't care how much math he knows, he can't find a pair of goggles with a strap.

#6862

2020

Oct. 27, 2017, 6:37 p.m.

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//Talking about normal force and sleds Schafer: So my kids will be like, 'Dad! Can you push our sled?' And I'll be like 'No.' And before you say that I'm a terrible parent, hear me out. I told them, 'I will not push your sled because if I push, the force vector will not only have a horizontal component but also a vertical one downwards which would lead to increased friction cue to more normal force and thus you would go slower. But I will pull your sled, because that vector points up.' Student 1: And the sled would hit your shins. Schafer: Well actually, I tie this big long rope around my waist and I walk. And then the kids fall off, and I just keep walking.