#1469

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Feb. 5, 2010, 1:56 p.m.

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Stein: More people do integrals than play football. We have football pep rallies. Student: But do integrals involve violence? Stein: They could.

#1674

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March 16, 2010, 8:39 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to say, you have to do some math for this. This other day, some girl was asking me how to do "reverse addition."

#1730

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March 25, 2010, 10:39 p.m.

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Mr. Anderson: So should I assume this silence is you all contemplating this? Or blankly staring at the wall? Or falli- Mario: We're admiring your muscular physique! Particularly your left arm! Mr. Anderson: That may be the first time that anyone's complimented me on my physique.... And it was Mario Choi.

#1815

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April 22, 2010, 8:50 p.m.

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//Schafer lights a bunsen burner with a blowtorch Schafer: Never simply kill that which you can overkill

#2207

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Sept. 27, 2010, 4:40 p.m.

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//Shirley is carrying two blowtorches through the hall Kaluta: No. Shirley: It's for Pham! Kaluta: No!

#2321

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Oct. 8, 2010, 7:46 a.m.

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//In Ms. Piper's 7th period class John Anderson: I'm leaving in a few minutes. Schafer: Ms. Piper, do you realize how luck-- I mean never mind.

#2380

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Oct. 20, 2010, 2:33 p.m.

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Stein: Canceling stuff out is like porn for math teachers!!

#2448

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Oct. 29, 2010, 4:48 p.m.

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//discussing marriage Whitacre: In some societies, just sex is enough to do you in. Student: Wait, so if you have sex then you're married? Whitacre: Yeah, you know, it's like you break it, you bought it!

#2921

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Feb. 11, 2011, 11:01 a.m.

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Pham: Why you call me Mr. Templin? You know I not Mr. Templin, right? Do I look white to you?

#2925

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Feb. 12, 2011, 10:38 a.m.

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Stallings: Linda, you go to Asian stores right? ...You have to go sometimes right? Linda: Uhh... yeah? Stalling: Will you buy me a back scratcher when you go? This is a very serious matter. *Hands Linda $10* Linda: Okay...