#2933

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Feb. 14, 2011, 8:51 p.m.

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// candygrams are delivered on Valentine's Day Piper: Oh, do you also have one for a Ms. Piper? Alec Fields: Yeah! Me too! I should be getting like 50! Piper: What? Did you buy 50 for yourself? Class: Burn!

#3090

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March 16, 2011, 8:28 a.m.

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//doing derivative problems Rose: [says something intriguing] Richard: (whispers) Whoa, balls. //he whispers this several times in class, like every 5 minutes Rose: (after the third time) Richard, you need to stop saying balls. Richard: Okay. //Rose draws a problem with two circles tangent to one line Rose: This problem-- Richard: BALLS!!!!! Rose: ...Yes Richard, they're balls.

#3095

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March 16, 2011, 8:18 p.m.

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//Libby and Maggie ask Stein to put on Justin Bieber during Stat Stein: So which one is Justin Bieber? Girl: No not that one, he's the other one Ittai: The one that looks like a girl Stein: This one? How old is he? Ittai: 17 Stein: He's 17?! He looks like he's in seventh grade ... Bieber: Baby, baby, ba-- Stein: All right, I can't take any more of this! //Stein kills the sound Stein: That was just, uhhhhhhh... Dubstep was better

#3238

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April 14, 2011, 7:38 p.m.

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Anderson: (getting word suggestions from the class) Ferment! I like that word! Kendix: (interrupting the discussion very enthusiastically) Did you see the video of the squirrel that ate the fermented pumpkin? Anderson: (huge excited look) Yeah!! Kendix: (happy look) Anderson: ...NO. (Gives dark look, turns around, and continues to teach class like Kendix never spoke)

#3243

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April 15, 2011, 11:33 a.m.

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Lodal: My brother has a PS3 installed in his car! Danderson: Wait, so he plays while he drives? Lodal: And he's kinda ragey in it, too. Danderson: So in other words it ends up being road rage while he game rages. Lodal: Well, he's also a cop.

#3328

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May 8, 2011, 5:16 p.m.

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//at National Science Bowl, Pham walks in on Shirley and Briese donning gangsta attire Pham: ...you guy very far from become cool.

#3443

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June 3, 2011, 10 a.m.

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//In Swaney's class talking about American foreign policy Xixi: America is like a horny teenager. Always touching where she shouldn't be touching.

#3749

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Nov. 5, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//During Mr. Schafer's Freshmen Physics class. Stein: There are 3 things in physics that you really have to know: 1. What goes up must go down. 2. We protest against social inequality. 3. When we spin ourselves, we get dizzy.

#3810

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Nov. 29, 2011, 5:56 p.m.

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//Jack is refusing to give Billings back a meter stick in POE Jeremy: Just give it back to her. Prove that chivalry isn't dead. //Billings then sits down in Jeremy's chair Jeremy: You b***h, get out of my d**n seat!

#3977

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Feb. 16, 2012, 9:28 p.m.

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Ms. Denny: InToneNation is supposed to be coming...I'm looking forward to making fun of whoever it is. //later that period, InToneNation comes in Ms. Denny: Who is it? Ian (from InToneNation): It's for you, from Holden Caulfield.