#3238

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April 14, 2011, 7:38 p.m.

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Anderson: (getting word suggestions from the class) Ferment! I like that word! Kendix: (interrupting the discussion very enthusiastically) Did you see the video of the squirrel that ate the fermented pumpkin? Anderson: (huge excited look) Yeah!! Kendix: (happy look) Anderson: ...NO. (Gives dark look, turns around, and continues to teach class like Kendix never spoke)

#3243

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April 15, 2011, 11:33 a.m.

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Lodal: My brother has a PS3 installed in his car! Danderson: Wait, so he plays while he drives? Lodal: And he's kinda ragey in it, too. Danderson: So in other words it ends up being road rage while he game rages. Lodal: Well, he's also a cop.

#3328

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May 8, 2011, 5:16 p.m.

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//at National Science Bowl, Pham walks in on Shirley and Briese donning gangsta attire Pham: ...you guy very far from become cool.

#3443

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June 3, 2011, 10 a.m.

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//In Swaney's class talking about American foreign policy Xixi: America is like a horny teenager. Always touching where she shouldn't be touching.

#3749

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Nov. 5, 2011, 5:23 p.m.

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//During Mr. Schafer's Freshmen Physics class. Stein: There are 3 things in physics that you really have to know: 1. What goes up must go down. 2. We protest against social inequality. 3. When we spin ourselves, we get dizzy.

#3810

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Nov. 29, 2011, 5:56 p.m.

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//Jack is refusing to give Billings back a meter stick in POE Jeremy: Just give it back to her. Prove that chivalry isn't dead. //Billings then sits down in Jeremy's chair Jeremy: You b***h, get out of my d**n seat!

#3977

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Feb. 16, 2012, 9:28 p.m.

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Ms. Denny: InToneNation is supposed to be coming...I'm looking forward to making fun of whoever it is. //later that period, InToneNation comes in Ms. Denny: Who is it? Ian (from InToneNation): It's for you, from Holden Caulfield.

#4008

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Feb. 29, 2012, 1:45 p.m.

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// During Mathphys, Schafer is telling them a puzzle involving Freddy and two other people getting buried in sand by a midget. Schafer: So Freddy, pick your two closest friends. Freddy: I don't have any friends. Schafer: Yea, I say that all the time too, but just pick two people. Someone: Just pick two people that you want to die. Schafer: No, no, you actually want the two that you want to live. Now I know that's a small list. Freddy: Umm, how about two cats?

#4217

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Sept. 27, 2012, 10:25 p.m.

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//Talking about Mean Girls Maddie: Mean Girls teaches guys how girls are. Lodal: I have a wife, thanks.

#4530

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May 3, 2013, 4:21 p.m.

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Rose: So today we're going to be learning about something I don't understand at all. Evan Kahn: Sex?