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#9641

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Dec. 16, 2021, 3:52 p.m.

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// Pd. 6 Freshman Physics Schafer: Now I’m going to demonstrate an explosion. It’s not very loud or exciting. But still, this is probably the only explosion you’ve seen at school today, and the coolest part of your day.

#11295

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Dec. 9, 2022, 9:47 a.m.

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Victor, to Stein: Aren't you retiring soon? // entire class explodes Victor, trying to cover his ass: Well, wait, I meant you're old, so you would want to retire soon Stein: he's just digging a hole for himself. just digging. Carlos: Mr. Stein, I think you're looking dashing for your age.

victor. victor you need a filter // mod note: If Victor keeps it up, Stein will retire by the end of the semester

stein, victor, carlos

#13572

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March 21, 2025, 11:14 a.m.

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//Math Team after school, students waiting in the 310s hallway. Rose walks by with a roll of bubble wrap and unrolls it across the floor. Student 1: "Why are you laying out bubble wrap?" Rose: "No reason." //Walking, stomping, etc. ensues. Student 2: "Imagine if this was just a social experiment."

#784

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Oct. 29, 2009, 2:47 p.m.

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// In period 8 computational methods Mr. Pham: What do you need to do fo' dis? Students, quietly: Taylor series...? Mr. Pham, yells: WHAT YOU NEED? Shirley: TAYLOR SERIES! Man, this is like one of those pep rallies...

#1473

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Feb. 5, 2010, 2:06 p.m.

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Pham: you magnet student, you carry clipboard, everyone trust you, you go anywhere you want, so just go to the bathroom, i no give you pass

#1563

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March 1, 2010, 8:48 a.m.

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Stein: My dad dated two-thirds of the women in his class at MIT.

#1795

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April 17, 2010, 5:15 p.m.

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Ostrander, as kids cannonball into the mud at Wallops: "These kids are stupid."

#1944

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May 23, 2010, 2:09 p.m.

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// after prom Tyler: I don't think I have grinded on Rachel that much in my entire life. Gibi: Yeah, me neither. Theresa: Yup, same here.

This was after prom, where Rachel was grinding on random people for fractions of a second each

prom, theresa, tyler, gibi

#2223

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Sept. 29, 2010, 9 a.m.

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Student: Remember kids, stay protected. Viju: Why? Is there something about you that's dangerous?

Some magnet students are more clueless than others, but we all tend to be on the high end of the spectrum.

viju, magnet

#2525

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Nov. 12, 2010, 10:24 a.m.

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//during lunch Ostrander: Playing cards again? I should refer you all for gambling! Neel: Come on man, this game is fun and we're not gambling! //someone explains the game to him Ostrander: All right, I'm in next round!