#8075

3236

April 3, 2019, 10:03 a.m.

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Gabaree: If you're gonna be arrested, do it as a minor!

#8125

3236

April 16, 2019, 8:58 p.m.

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// 9th Cirincione, 3:18pm Cirincione: Sadly, time is both linear and finite Cirincione: *looks out into his class of magnet students* Cirincione: If any of you could do something about that, that would be great Cirincione: Or time traveling... Or mortality... Cirincione: Seriously I'd be happy with any one of these

#8455

3236

Jan. 9, 2020, 11:22 p.m.

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//srp convention: Mr. Pham's retirement "speech" Pham: You were the last class I taught chem to...as freshmen...

#8531

3236

Feb. 27, 2020, 4:53 p.m.

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//9th SRP Bosse: It’s ok to be rejected! It builds character! Who here has already been rejected for an internship? //Several people raise their hands Bosse: See, look at all these rejects!

#8569

3236

March 13, 2020, 1:24 p.m.

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//Period 7 Statistics, day before corona break //Class has just discussed how the disease can be modeled by a logistic function Stein: See! I told you on the first day! The most important classes are Health, NSL, and statistics. There's a disease, so that's health. The government can't do anything because it's dysfunctional, so that's NSL. And stat... Student: That logistic function is calculus!! //Stein peppers it with dots with a whiteboard marker Stein: Now it is

#11099

3236

Nov. 3, 2022, 7:44 a.m.

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//Talking about measuring the height of the steeple Leul: I heard some juniors talking about how they used google maps... Street: Either ignore these people or rat them out so I can hurt them Street: No just kidding, I'm not Republican

#13641

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Sept. 24, 2025, 12:37 p.m.

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//Rose lists his enemies again, innovation, pep rally, etc. Rose: Various Jewish Holidays... Rose: So I can add God to my list of enemies

#1279

2325

Jan. 7, 2010, 10:27 p.m.

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//Stein is trying to explain the discovery of 1 and 0 using cavemen Stein: Ugh, me want rock. I have rock. Now there more rock. Hm...one rock, one rock, one rock...me need more numbers...hey! Dave take rock. Now me have no rock. No rock!

#1354

2325

Jan. 18, 2010, 9:29 p.m.

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Swaney: Did I tell you a teacher stopped me in the parking lot and asked, "How do you propose stopping continental drift?" Joseph: DUCT TAPE!

#1550

2325

Feb. 25, 2010, 8:24 a.m.

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Stein: Eli, do your work. Eli: How do you know my name? Stein: I know everyone's name. Jack: What's my name? Stein: I don't know.