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Jan. 1, 2011, 4:50 p.m.

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//students are discussing dance Student 1 (male): [splits are weird and make me uncomfortable] Student 2 (female): Shut up. No guy should be complaining about a girl's ability to open her legs.

#2955

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Feb. 19, 2011, 7:04 p.m.

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Clay: So class, do not date until you are 30 years old! //A few days later Clay: This is why you are not allowed to dat until you are 28 years old. //Again, a few days later Clay: Young people are unwise! Do not date until 25! //2 days later Clay: As I said before, no dating until 30!

#3030

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March 4, 2011, 9:50 p.m.

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Contreras: I spent 3 hours being 'company' for a sickly, elderly dog. Theresa: That's no way to talk about Andy Gilbert!

#4253

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Oct. 15, 2012, 9:15 p.m.

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//After mock presidential debate. Everyone voted, and Harrison and Peter are the top two. Freeman: Congratulations, Peter Ho! Peter: YES! OH MY GOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WON!!!!!!!! YES!!! Freeman: On second place. I love doing that.

#7584

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Sept. 14, 2018, 1:45 p.m.

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//passing around Hannah's Skittles in SRP //Street walks in //Street also takes some skittles Street: You're making new friends.

#7799

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Dec. 10, 2018, 12:27 p.m.

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//ADSA Pd. 6 //It's Cheikh's actual birthday Gonzalez: Because El Salvador has a messed up government, my dad has both an actual and a legal birthday. I look like a bad son whenever I fill out paperwork because I have to ask what his birthday is, so I have to know both birthdays. My dad's is January...I don't remember.

#7812

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Dec. 18, 2018, 9:31 a.m.

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//3rd Period Stat //Schwartz walks in. Schwartz: I didn't find any charts on the printer, but I found these CHA-A-A-A-A-ARTS!

#7883

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Jan. 24, 2019, 7:23 p.m.

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//Schwartz's Multivar BFT. A map of Middle-Earth is drawn on the board. Schwartz: As you take the exam, we will be keeping track of the ring as it makes its way from the Shire to the Cracks of Doom. //later Schwartz: The ring is now at the Elven stronghold, Lorien. Take a break, and maybe eat some lembas. //later Schwartz: The ringbearer is now at the desolate wasteland known as the Plateau of Gorgoroth. You have about 6 minutes left, plus the usual 2 minute grace period. //later Schwartz: The ring has now fallen in to Mount Doom! Our journey has come to an end. But wait! There are eagles flying toward you! 2.5 minutes remaining.

#8184

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May 22, 2019, 6:06 p.m.

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//Eli trying to convince Kaz that he does useful things Eli: I can draw a Big Chungus in 20 seconds! Isn't that useful? Haydn: That straddles the line between useful and useless things. Eli: *hairflip* See? It S T R A D D L E S the L I N E!

#8607

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Sept. 4, 2020, 11:51 a.m.

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// before 9th pd ess started, Kirk dropped in to say hi Kirk: I'm holed up in New Jersey right now, so this is my temporary classroom. But wait! *changes background to a picture of his classroom at home* Now I'm at home! Class: *laughter* Kirk: And that's not all! *reaches up to shelf hidden by zoom background and pulls out a Charmander plushie* Now I have two Charmanders! Class: *loses it*