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⚐ Report//FoT, Working on Exploravision Student: I could just go to Russian Wikipedia. Kaluta: Or Russian Wikipedia could go to you.
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⚐ Report// Discussing the bible in Honors English 12 Ms. Ivey: Some people think the people who wrote the bible were inspired by God. Eric: So it's like fan fiction.
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⚐ ReportRose: *draws the graph of the function |sinx| on the board* Amir: *laughs* Rose: Whats so funny? Amir: It looks like boobs Rose: Oh my god.
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⚐ Report// Mr. Pham is ranting about doctors Pham: One out of five people die Peter: Actually five out of five people die
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⚐ ReportPeter Q: [Bio is really complicated.] Why do you think biologists work 20 hours a day? Joseph: You mean 28 hours a day, don't you? Peter Q: No, those are the quantum physicists. Joseph: Oh right, because their first assignment is to invent a time machine. Peter Q: Right. We biologists just engineer cuttlefish to kidnap the physicists so that they build one for us.
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⚐ ReportContreras: Ugh, I still have to do my ethics assignment for graphics.... Andy: Dude, you should cheat on the ethics assignment!
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⚐ ReportKaluta: "If you ask nicely, I'll show you how to do it." Scott: "Tell us or I'll hurt you!"
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⚐ Report//students are discussing dance Student 1 (male): [splits are weird and make me uncomfortable] Student 2 (female): Shut up. No guy should be complaining about a girl's ability to open her legs.