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Dec. 10, 2021, 1:27 p.m.

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// A group was doing jetpunk during Mr. Kyei's breakfast club and Armand yelled out "Virgin Islands" as a potential answer Isak: Virgin Islands, isn't that where you're from Armand? Diego: Yeah, he lived there until he was 13 when he slept with your mom, at which point he moved here.

#10008

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Feb. 17, 2022, 7:58 a.m.

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Kyei: come to breakfast club tomorrow, it's black history month Kyei: I'm a black teacher, so if you don't come, you're racist Kyei: if you're not racist I'll see you tomorrow, if you are racist I'll see you on Monday

#10706

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June 15, 2022, 4:49 p.m.

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Mr. Rose: It is NOT morbin' time!!!

#10836

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Sept. 19, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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//Quizbowl Novice Tournament at JHU. The Blair team sees Albert, a Blair alum Krish: So Albert, do you go to Johns Hopkins? Albert: No, I'm just volunteering. I go to the Krieger School of Arts and Sciences Raun: Oh! Where's that? Albert: Johns Hopkins University!

#13417

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Aug. 30, 2024, 12:12 p.m.

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// Rose is talking and an announcement about ID photos comes on Rose, quietly: shut uuuuuuup

#13611

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May 23, 2025, 9:22 a.m.

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Lodal: did you know there are plushies of STD’s? Lodal: Some of my friends have the whole collection

#8086

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April 5, 2019, 11:31 a.m.

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//talking about sat day Rose: we're going to have 40 people in this room Bracklinn: you could take out the desks and hang people from the ceiling Rose: It's moments like these when I realize that you are a weird kid.

#3210

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April 10, 2011, 10:09 p.m.

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//at mini golf Thomas (holding up a blue golf ball): How am I supposed to get rid of these blue balls when there's a five stroke limit per hole!

#630

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Oct. 11, 2009, 5:23 p.m.

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Student: Can we do the test some other day? Anderson: Actually... Why not? We'll take the quiz on Friday. Class: Yay! Anderson: I lied. Get out a sheet of paper.

#697

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Oct. 15, 2009, 2:34 p.m.

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//talking about the European Union Swaney: Let each country run what they're good at. Germany can run the central bank. Great Britain can run the military -- not France. France can be in charge of food. And Italy. But Italy shouldn't be in charge of anything. The Spanish are in charge of parties, and the work week. And the Scandinavians are in charge of the general bureaucracy! *pauses* Is that politically correct? It's not racist -- they're all white!