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#7451

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April 27, 2018, 8:07 p.m.

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Pham: Kids don't put my quote on Blairbash anymore.

#8059

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March 28, 2019, 3:15 p.m.

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//Pd 9 SRP Bosse: Can you dodos not Reply All when sending an email?

#8419

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Dec. 10, 2019, 1:47 p.m.

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//FoT, Working on Exploravision Student: I could just go to Russian Wikipedia. Kaluta: Or Russian Wikipedia could go to you.

#4

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May 21, 2009, 12:15 p.m.

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// Discussing the bible in Honors English 12 Ms. Ivey: Some people think the people who wrote the bible were inspired by God. Eric: So it's like fan fiction.

#380

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May 31, 2009, 5:48 p.m.

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Rose: *draws the graph of the function |sinx| on the board* Amir: *laughs* Rose: Whats so funny? Amir: It looks like boobs Rose: Oh my god.

#1176

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Dec. 15, 2009, 7:02 p.m.

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// Mr. Pham is ranting about doctors Pham: One out of five people die Peter: Actually five out of five people die

#1386

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Jan. 21, 2010, 7:19 p.m.

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Peter Q: [Bio is really complicated.] Why do you think biologists work 20 hours a day? Joseph: You mean 28 hours a day, don't you? Peter Q: No, those are the quantum physicists. Joseph: Oh right, because their first assignment is to invent a time machine. Peter Q: Right. We biologists just engineer cuttlefish to kidnap the physicists so that they build one for us.

#1417

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Jan. 28, 2010, 10:15 p.m.

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Contreras: Ugh, I still have to do my ethics assignment for graphics.... Andy: Dude, you should cheat on the ethics assignment!

#1680

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March 17, 2010, 9:11 p.m.

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Kaluta: "If you ask nicely, I'll show you how to do it." Scott: "Tell us or I'll hurt you!"

#2735

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Jan. 1, 2011, 4:50 p.m.

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//students are discussing dance Student 1 (male): [splits are weird and make me uncomfortable] Student 2 (female): Shut up. No guy should be complaining about a girl's ability to open her legs.