#1065

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Dec. 6, 2009, 10:45 a.m.

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//In 318, a student is on blairbash Duval: Guys get your work done-oh, that thing! Some of those are hilarious!

#1082

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Dec. 8, 2009, 2:32 p.m.

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Mario: My report card says grade 12. Schafer: Your attitude says grade 9. BOOM!

#1164

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Dec. 15, 2009, 2:54 p.m.

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//talking about an alumnus Pham: I forgot her name. She Asian. Shirley: That narrows it down to about 600.

#1241

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Dec. 21, 2009, 4:14 p.m.

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//Mr. Vlasits has only a few minutes to summarize the 1920s for interdisciplinaries... Vlasits: The 1920s was a huge, 10 year long party that not everyone was invited to. The 1930s was the 10 year long hangover.

#1315

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Jan. 13, 2010, 4:57 p.m.

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Mr. Pham: You need to be having algebra skill! ...Right Alex? Briese: Yeah, but you need arithmetic skills (holds up test on which Mr. Pham has incorrectly summed the total number of correct points) Mr Pham: (pauses for 10 seconds) Yahh!

#1452

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Feb. 3, 2010, 12:40 p.m.

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Hinkle: About five years ago, the AP people added this to the exam. I found out because all the kids came back from the test and they were like, MR. HINKLE WHAT THE HELL ARE LOANABLE FUNDS? And I was like, what the hell _are_ loanable funds? Hmm, we got a problem.

#1612

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March 8, 2010, 6:49 p.m.

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// Ravilious was talking about how she had a sub last class Ravilious: I take it Mr. Green survived the experience? Alex Br: There was blood everywhere! Burger: He walked out with one less arm than he walked in with. Kevin: He had three to begin with.

#1651

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March 13, 2010, 6:10 p.m.

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//Schafer is describing what he thinks the award ceremony for best teacher would be like Schafer: So it's like 3 hours or something. What are they gonna do with all that time? They could be like "Best securitry guard" or "Most hardworking building services worker" or something like that. And then imagine 3 hours of that junk! Student: Will you give an acceptance speech? Schafer: Yeah, and I'll just throw in some of your guys names. I might even make up some names. Gilad: Thank Dr. Quantum! Schafer: You know what, I'm gonna thank JK Rowling for inspiring a generation to read! Bae: And thank Stephenie Meyer for inspiring a generation NOT to read!

#1749

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April 7, 2010, 1:44 p.m.

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//we had been discussing how early cars had no traffic laws Whitacre: There should be some time during the day when traffic laws don't apply.  It's like, you could just run over pedestrians and stuff.  I'd be out by Colesville at 2:35 with a lawn chair, one of those umbrellas, and a drink, and I'd just watch Blair kids get run over.  I'd even take bets, like "$5 that 15 kids will be hit!"  It's survival of the fittest in action, Darwin would like it, all the stupid kids would die.

#1915

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May 13, 2010, 8:23 p.m.

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Mr. Stein: Yesterday, a kid of mine was late and I asked him why he was late and he said "because the bell rang two minutes ago."