#11818

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May 8, 2023, 9:44 p.m.

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Seat: I asked my students what caused a huge population boom in Europe... Seat: And they all said "sex"!

#12029

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Aug. 31, 2023, 9:39 a.m.

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Smolen: "This will be a death to the match! ...I mean, a match to the death!" Ricky: "Why not slapboxing?" Smolen: "No, no. That is Week 2 material."

#12278

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Oct. 10, 2023, 10:18 a.m.

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Andrew Zhao: stop flirting with my cousin!

#12388

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Oct. 24, 2023, 11:47 a.m.

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Avika: My grades are more important than people dying.

#12406

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Oct. 26, 2023, 6:51 p.m.

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Smolen: “So seconds, what’s the punishment if the firsts trod over you guys?” Hannah Y: “We… throw them into a fire!” Smolen: “Yes! Cook the s’mores!“

#12487

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Nov. 8, 2023, 10:43 p.m.

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// Lodal is eating a type of snack called jacks Lodal: I don’t know why they’re called Jacks Jack: I don’t know why I’m called Jack either

#12640

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Dec. 4, 2023, 12:29 p.m.

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//molecular geometry Kian: Why are seesaws dangerous? Lodal: It's a male issue. You see, if you're sitting on a seesaw and someone jumps on the other side... Kian: OH your chin!

#12699

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Dec. 11, 2023, 11:17 a.m.

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Alex: Only in Ohio Schafer: Is this as funny as rizz? Alex: This is a gen alpha meme

#13225

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March 21, 2024, 9:12 a.m.

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Smolen: Bollywood had enough people to cast the Montagues and Catapults. Smolen: I've been so traumatized by Shakespeare that I will never say their names correctly.

#13404

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Aug. 28, 2024, 8:32 a.m.

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O' Donovan: "If something happens to students, the county is liable." O' Donovan: "If something happens to me, they hire a new teacher."