#11716

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March 28, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

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Ace: Children are a big mistake!

#11759

1315

April 18, 2023, 10:28 a.m.

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Kian: Did you know whales are more closely related to sheep than fish? Evan: Maybe you are a whale Kian: That would be cool, actually Kian: Blub blub

#11885

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May 23, 2023, 2:04 p.m.

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Sahu: Because I am a masochist, I love to cause torment.

#11902

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May 25, 2023, 10:27 a.m.

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//In Chem Block B Lodal: So density would be an intensive property Pavan: Wait what about marshmallows

#12513

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Nov. 13, 2023, 2:48 p.m.

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sahu: so avika gets her chipotle sahu: with lots of sauce sahu: it's a wet boy sahu: so avika picks up her wet boy

#13321

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April 18, 2024, 8:42 a.m.

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Will: Mr. Schwartz? Schafer: :/ Will: I'm so sorry Mr. Schafer Schafer: :/ Will: If it makes you feel better, I've already called Schwartz "Schafer". Schafer: That one's acceptable.

#13333

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April 24, 2024, noon

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//looking at arml shirts, lewis sees the back of an arml shirt and immediately recognizes it lewis: wait... this is a scene from genshin //realizes that he is supposedly NOT a genshin addicted lewis: Thomas told me it was from genshin!!! I haven't played it in months! *voicecracks*

#1447

1822

Feb. 2, 2010, 8:40 p.m.

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Contreras: I wonder what the most frequently used places for illicit sex in Blair are... Chelsea: Ooh! The sysop room! They have that couch in there...

#3908

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Jan. 24, 2012, 6:51 p.m.

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//In Pundzak's class, discussing instances of being judged based on appearances. Jacob: I'm often objectified by women because of my sex appeal. I always have to be like; "Ladies! My eyes are up here!"

#4372

1822

Jan. 2, 2013, 6:05 p.m.

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Ethan: Wow, this is really heavy. What is it? Mr. Street: That's lead. Ethan: OMG, I'M GONNA DIE! //Ethan runs to wash his hands Mr. Street: What the heck are you doing? Ethan: Isn't that stuff like super poisonous? Mr. Street: Well, yeah, ... //Mr. Street goes off on rant about how you can get lead poisoning Ethan: But what if I just licked a big block of lead? Mr. Street: Then you're an idiot and you deserve to die.  It's called natural selection, like being the slowest antelope.