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#10356

1010

March 28, 2022, 10:12 a.m.

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// Playing Mars rover video, video text says “8.5 months later” Andy(whispering): That also applies to a pregnancy. Jerry Song: A what? Andy: A pregnancy. Jerry: An abortion?

#10374

1010

March 30, 2022, 1:12 p.m.

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Duval: Do you know what Alice is doing on Friday? Johnny: Who’s Alice? Duval: We’re no longer on speaking terms.

#10392

1010

April 1, 2022, 1:55 p.m.

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//SRP poster presentations //David refuses to present to some juniors David: I don't care about you. I'm a senior, so I don't care about anything, except ... yeah, I don't care about anything.

#10408

1010

April 4, 2022, 2:26 p.m.

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Michael: Darwin, I know that guy! Michael: He wrote Tale of Two Cities!

#10418

1010

April 5, 2022, 4:13 p.m.

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Subayi: Don't you go to France every weekend, [Student]? Student: No Subayi: Tell the truth!

#10430

1010

April 8, 2022, 12:24 p.m.

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Schwartz: this is a formal math term, that what we have here is "a big mess"

Imagine the binomial theorem but an arbitrary number of times and there are derivatives everywhere

math, diffeq, schwartz

#10432

1010

April 8, 2022, 1:11 p.m.

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// Jeremy and Alex J. walk into Duval's class Duval: Is everyone done with their quiz? *Class nods in affirmation* Dvual: Alright class, interrogate him.

#10438

1010

April 19, 2022, 10 a.m.

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Asher: I'm slowly skinning this bean.

If you were thinking that was a euphemism, no it wasn't, he was skinning a bean

complex, asher

#10471

1010

April 22, 2022, 1:03 p.m.

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Schwartz: The current sophomores are weird. Schwartz to Sophia, a senior: You guys are also weird.

#10472

1010

April 22, 2022, 1:09 p.m.

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Schwartz: Evolution is not you one day waking up as a fish.