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#10266

1010

March 15, 2022, 3:10 p.m.

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//Mr. Kaluta says something about polyphase and uses the word cumbersome Jeremy: What does that word mean? Ace, instinctively: Your mom. Mr. Kaluta: What word, poly? Jeremy: No, cumbersome. Mr. Kaluta: It means awkward. Matthew: Like your mom. Mr. Kaluta: Like him making a dumb joke in response to your question. He's being cumbersome.

#10277

1010

March 16, 2022, 8:43 a.m.

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Schwartz: You didn't stop me. Schwartz: You trusted me. Schwartz: Why would you ever trust your teachers?

//mod note: did he do the thing where he writes something egregiously wrong on purpose and then just stands there and waits for some student to call him on it

analysis, schwartz

#10282

1010

March 16, 2022, 1:23 p.m.

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Oldham: this isn't to embarrass anyone, it's just to see who I need to harass later

#10287

1010

March 16, 2022, 1:56 p.m.

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Ace: Ms. Duval, how are you so good at catching the chickens? Duval: I just grab them, I wouldn’t call it good.

#10291

1010

March 16, 2022, 5:29 p.m.

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Roberts: Half the class is getting As, and half the class is getting Es. Roberts: We need that to change. We need to have everyone get an A. Hui: Or have everyone get an E.

#10298

1010

March 18, 2022, 10:57 a.m.

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//Talking about the Omicron subvariant causing the spike in Europe Subayi: Keep your masks on, it could come over here. We don't want that, and it can make you feel bad for months after. /A minute later Subayi: And for the lovers in the class, stay away from kissing. That's a sure way to get it.

#10300

1010

March 18, 2022, 1:08 p.m.

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Kaz: Ms. Bosse, do we have to come to school on the wellness day? Bosse: Well, we'll be working on the research proposal if you're in my class. Kaz: Isn't it a wellness day? Bosse: You guys working will make me feel much more well.

#10320

1010

March 22, 2022, 10:12 a.m.

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Subayi: In Japan, they're much more advanced technologically than us. Even with how developed we are, they have better technology. Subayi: When students go to school, their phones don't work, they have a technology that makes it that way. Subayi: And you know what, that's coming here. Student: No! Subayi: Oh yes it is! Other student (who is a senior): I'll have graduated!

Not totally sure whether that is the case in Japan or not

subayi, phone

#10335

1010

March 23, 2022, 3:28 p.m.

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Ace: I want to learn how to do taxes! Chris: Why learn how to do taxes when you can have your parents do them for you? Caleb(coming back from the taxes): It was one of the most enlightening experiences of my life.

#10349

1010

March 25, 2022, 12:23 p.m.

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// In reference to 10301 Jerry Song: Piper Taliff Smith Disorder.

Taliff and Smith were cs teachers at takoma, there's this weird curse for co'24 where every time we have a cs teacher, they retire/quit/leave //mod note: it might actually also be a takoma cs thing, holmes did that to '22 as well

cs, piper, smith, jerry, taliff