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⚐ ReportAlex Liu: Jerry did you go trick-or-treating? Jerry Song: My brother did and I stole his candy. He's 3 years younger than me. Alex: Oh, so he's 7!
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⚐ ReportStein: Nobody ever listens to me. Stein: That has been the story of my life for several decades.
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⚐ Report// Stephen, Jerry Jing, Johnny, and Ricky crowded around one stand, Ricky is standing Smolen: Ricky I’ll just let you suffer. // Later Smolen: Kevin looks like a disappointed father right now.
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⚐ ReportO'Donovan: I am stuck at equilibrium. O'Donovan: I grade papers, more papers come in. O'Donovan: I cannot go to completion!
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⚐ Report// Exploravision Sean: Jerry is blaming his lack of productivity on Andy(Andy is sleeping). Sean: Andy is blaming his lack of productivity on me. Jerry Song: Do it Sean, complete the cycle!
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⚐ ReportLeo: The sacrifices I make for this woman. Leo: And by this woman I mean my mother.
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⚐ ReportBurnell: Alright, the bell's about to ring. Who needs more time to write? *half the class raise their hands* Burnell: Good!
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⚐ Report//Talking about the new Star Wars show Michael: If you watch Star Wars without lightsabers, that's just another- Lodal, interrupting him: I can't talk to you now, Michael, I don't like you very much
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: When you hear the word crystal, what's the first thing that comes to mind? Ace: *hums the "Better Call Saul" theme*