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Feb. 2, 2011, 6:03 p.m.

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Pham: You bored in my class? Go to back of room, kiss the computer!

#2864

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Feb. 2, 2011, 6:30 p.m.

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//Schafer finishes demonstrating a Van de Graff Generator Schafer: Can you get the lights please? //Hammond turns on the lights Schafer: So now we're going to quickly rush through - //Power surge occurs Schafer: Well that about ruins my plans for today. Hammond: But I can safely say it wasn't me.

#2878

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Feb. 7, 2011, 6:41 a.m.

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Student: Mr. Rose, what is the slowest airline to travel on? Rose: Um... walking. Student: But that's not an airline. Rose: Yes it is. Student: No it's not. Rose (angrily): Shoot, then I got cheated really badly didn't I?

#2922

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Feb. 11, 2011, 11:02 a.m.

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Pham: No English teacher is ever tell you to bring white-out in school! This only for cheating! Especially Asian people is cheating!

#2956

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Feb. 19, 2011, 8:41 p.m.

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//Out of context Bosse: Yeah, me and Mr. Pham, we don't do a lot of hand-holding. //class laughs really loudly Bosse: I meant, we don't... not each other, just, students...

#2979

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Feb. 24, 2011, 8:42 a.m.

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Student: [Ammonia] is common on other planets. Pham: We no care about other planets, unless you planning move there.

#2990

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Feb. 24, 2011, 7:18 p.m.

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//To Ashu Pham: You know what you supposed to be doing? Ashu: Yes, I'm just trying to find out what I did wrong. Pham: You always do everything wrong.

#3000

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Feb. 25, 2011, 5:19 p.m.

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Pulkit: So do the cancer cells just reproduce or do they mutate the cells around them? Balla: They just reproduce. Myles: It would be kind of interesting if they could mutate the cells around them. Thomas: All the cool kids are turning into cancer cells.

#3038

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March 6, 2011, 3:19 p.m.

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//while working on a competition problem involving the Colorado River Lev: Wait, can we call the Hoover Dam? //later, when still unable to reconcile theoretical power output with actual power output (he calculated 120% efficiency) Lev: I think it's because the dam isn't running at full efficiency all day. Like, it doesn't run 24/7. At night and stuff, they turn it down-- Shirley: But that would make your calculations worse! Lev: No, it would make the left side bigger...oh wait, it would. Shirley: 200% efficiency! Lev: Maybe it operates more than 24/7.

#3100

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March 17, 2011, 8:39 a.m.

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Brian: We're waiting for parts. Andrew RS: Well, did you order them? Brian: Umm, no.