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April 12, 2011, 8:06 p.m.

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Stein: Don't stand in the middle of the road. The only things in the middle of the road are yellow lines and dead armadilla [sic].

#3266

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April 27, 2011, 12:38 a.m.

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Janvi (to Kaluta): I like your beard. Class: (agrees to extent) Kaluta: Thanks! I like yours too! Class: (jaws drop. eyes go wide. Ohhhs are uttered)

#3284

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April 30, 2011, 6:06 p.m.

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//On how to do well on the Lang AP. Anderson: Remember, yes you have a harpoon, and its name is Toulmin terminology... you have to take your harpoon and stab it into [the essay's] whale heart. Its giant, blubbery, whale heart.

#3292

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May 2, 2011, 12:29 p.m.

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Billings: Why do all these AP books have quotes? Myles: Confucius say "Little grasshopper extends insect class"

#3309

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May 4, 2011, 10:05 p.m.

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//after 15 minutes of looking into the Thor movie the class will see in 2 days Whitacre (quietly): I need to figure out something to do for the rest of class... //leaves room Will: He actually ran out of things to do? That's amazing! //whitacre returns with a dvd Whitacre: So now we'll look into alternative views of old ideas. *puts on Monty Python and the Holy Grail*

#3323

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May 6, 2011, 10:08 p.m.

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//The tubas were having difficulty hitting a note, so Ms. Roberts (MRob) gave them some advice. Ms. Roberts: You just have to push! Push, like... like you're giving birth through your instrument! Class: O.O -awkward laughter- Ms. Roberts: ...Okay, maybe that wasn't the best analogy...

#3389

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May 19, 2011, 7:22 p.m.

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Someone: The motto has to be in a dead language. Not necessarily Latin. Andy: How do you say dubstep in Latin?

#3398

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May 20, 2011, 4:25 p.m.

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Theresa: You should try out for InToneNation. How else are you going to ask a girl to prom? Thomas: With a giant flashing LED sign!

#3403

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May 22, 2011, 11:38 a.m.

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Allison: We probably have two homeworks and one test left in math! Lily: Great. Wait, are you sure it's not going to be on fifth quarter? Allison: ...

#3414

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May 25, 2011, 4:35 p.m.

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// KevLi is taking pictures of people in SRP with a camera Freddy: Psh. You guys and your technology. KevLi: This is coming from the guy that's going to be a computer scientist. Freddy: Hey, you don't need a computer to be a computer scientist you know. Watch, I'll be the world's first computer-less computer scientist.