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Jan. 4, 2011, 12:56 p.m.

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//Megan hands Jessica two washers, one extremely large washer and one extremely small washer Megan: Jessica, which washer is heavier? //Jessica takes about 30 seconds to decide Jessica: This one. (points at larger washer)

#2762

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Jan. 7, 2011, 8:06 p.m.

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Mr. Giles: I don't want you eating donuts consecutively for three hours because I think you might, um, die, but, anyway....

#2856

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Feb. 2, 2011, 4:57 p.m.

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Daniel: [In Las Vegas] there was a strip club right across from the day care... it said "Ifs, Ands, and Butts."

#2859

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Feb. 2, 2011, 4:59 p.m.

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Prange: She has this memory as a little kid of grandma going apeshit over french fries.

#2861

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Feb. 2, 2011, 6:02 p.m.

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Pham: You know what happen when scale become negative? You tear it! Ashu: You mean tear it? *makes paper tearing gestures* Pham: NO! You don't rip up scale and throw it in trash can!

#2890

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Feb. 9, 2011, 5:03 a.m.

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//Students walk into chem and see balloons and matches (they heard from previous classes that Pham was going to burn balloons) Student: Mr. Pham, what are you going to burn? Pham: YOU!!! I'm going to take this and stick it down your throat!

#2919

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Feb. 11, 2011, 8:40 a.m.

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Hammond: Bocce is like curling, but with balls. Student: Curling takes balls.

#2926

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Feb. 12, 2011, 8:31 p.m.

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//Building bridges in POE Phoebe: This is so fail, I'd facepalm but I don't have any free hands

#2940

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Feb. 16, 2011, 10:01 p.m.

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Lily: Three equals five. Teacher: Great! Now- Lily: Wait, t equals five. Teacher: I hope no-one's recording this.

#2953

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Feb. 19, 2011, 12:35 a.m.

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Pham: All Indianese people know about it. //a few students laugh pham: Guy, that not funny at all.  I'm serious.