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#2970

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Feb. 22, 2011, 7:29 p.m.

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Schafer: If it looks dangerous, it probably is; if it looks safe, it probably isn't.

#3008

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Feb. 28, 2011, 4:15 p.m.

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JHyun: We can ignore it. It's nothing Thomas: And by nothing, you mean 600 pounds. JHyun:...Shut up.

#3062

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March 11, 2011, 3:51 p.m.

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//During geometry Mr. Rose is angry at how little the kids know Rose: Who here took Algebra I? //entire class raises their hands Rose: Who here passed Algebra I? //TC puts down his hand

TC was joking but it would still make sense is he was the only one with his hand down for the question

algebra, fail, tc

#3107

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March 18, 2011, 1:05 p.m.

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// Anderson Pd 6 Amir: I know this is gonna sound weird, but [teacher]'s class is trying to have class out in the patio, but the door is locked Anderson: Sure, just go out the window. //Amir goes out window Anderson: This is the second time this has happened. Student: Really? Anderson: I threatened to throw a kid out the window if he didn't know what a comma splice is, and the kid didn't know. I told him to get out and he jumped out the window.

#3162

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March 28, 2011, 9:15 p.m.

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Stein: There are a lot of things that won't help you solve this problem, for example- barbecue sauce!

Stein being Stein...about some student who would always do extra work, so he'd write "barbecue sauce!" on her paper.

stein

#3208

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April 10, 2011, 6:54 p.m.

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Stein: All the parents are mad at Mr. Rose. I try to protect him.

#3212

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April 11, 2011, 8:26 a.m.

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//during sports stat while walking around Stein: Me no need regresssion line! Busting heads will do just fine! Me like hockey! ME LIKE HOCKEY! ME LIKE HOCKEY! (whistles)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJXZLnMPiQ4

stein, hockey

#3230

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April 13, 2011, 5:46 p.m.

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// during Thermo Schafer: You know that recently, a lot more people have started to pronounce "turbine" tur-bin? Urg, last time I checked, a tur-bin is a form of head wear. A tur-BINE is the thing that spins.

#3253

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April 17, 2011, 9:53 p.m.

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Rose: Where's Jason Hyoon? Other people: Jason Hyun! Jason Ma: He's only been here for eight years! Eli: Really? He must be pretty stupid!

#3314

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May 5, 2011, 6:38 p.m.

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Theresa: No! Don't touch me, or I will go Nuclear Surprise on your ass!

//Her group's Thermo energy source topic was "Nuclear Surprise," picked specially by Schafer. //We decided Nuclear Surprise could also be a food... or a badass ninja move, apparently?

theresa, nuclear_surprise