#8612

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Sept. 15, 2020, 1:38 p.m.

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// after several unsuccessful attempts at conversation before class Lodal: I'll just play games on my phone until class starts... ignore you like you ignored me.

#7801

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Dec. 11, 2018, 10:56 a.m.

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//In the middle of MathPhys Schafer: (to Schwartz) Why are you calling me? Schwartz: I was trying to close my apps, and I accidentally swiped something... Schafer: He swiped right on me.

#8590

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May 15, 2020, 12:05 p.m.

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Rose: By popular demand, I made a Kahoot. I hate kahoot so much and found the experience of making this to be miserable, so I really did it for you all. It will probably be fun.

#8201

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June 3, 2019, 2:40 p.m.

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//9th period Cirincione Tad: How far to the left are you? Cirincione: Pretty far. Tad: Like, farther than Bernard? Literally everyone: ??? Tad: Sanders.

#7758

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Nov. 27, 2018, 9:10 a.m.

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//Modsim //Beginning of class Ostrander: Listen to my podcasts. //Later, Rose walks in //Immediately Rose: Pham I was thinking about you. You're crazy. //A few sentences later Pham: The universe is expanding. Rose: So? Pham: So it's divergent. Rose: Just because something is growing doesn't mean its divergent. //Uh oh Rose: Adding up an infinite number of things when it diverges is infinite, its MEANINGLESS. Pham: But the third law of thermodynamics says universe is expanding. Rose: It doesn't make any sense! It's like when you go to the dollar store and buy one of those horses that, horses that... //3 hours later ...horses that, horses.... horses that when you put them in water start growing. You say "OH OH its growing its divergent." //Bass boosted Pham: What do you mean? It makes sense. Rose: So you're saying the universe is a divergent series. Pham: Yes. Rose: Will you write that down, so there's a record of you saying that?

#8009

104108

March 13, 2019, 6:43 p.m.

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//Complex Schwartz: The bell will ring now. //Bell rings on "now". Class is in awe. Schwartz: I wear a watch for a reason!

#8155

104108

May 7, 2019, 11:05 a.m.

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Rose: It's not really a math class unless you run out of time awkwardly

#428

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June 7, 2009, 1:58 p.m.

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Pham: You Magnet student. Everyone trust you! Take advantage of that! You go in office, steal some papers, walk out, nobody care! Skip school, go to Starbucks whatever, nobody care!

#1957

103107

May 27, 2010, 4:34 p.m.

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//talking about how he got his job in the magnet Rose: Basically, Walstein yelled at me in the loudest, most insulting tone, and I didn't cry, so I got the job. //later: Rose: Yeah, I've been secretly training my entire life for loud Jewish men to yell at me. (mutters) My entire childhood...

#7690

103107

Oct. 31, 2018, 2:24 p.m.

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//misses main office call because he's dancing in the lab Gonzalez: I'm very good at this job.